Mike: *comes back with his sammich* It's ok everyone I got myself a sammich I'm happy now.
*rolls eyes*
Now that that's over with, let's go to Padres Del Fuego. YEA! *fist pump*
LET ME JUST TELL YOU ALL NOW, LOUISVILLE IS A THOUSAND TIMES AWESOMER THAN UK!!!! REMEMBER THAT!
Mike: WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH! UK is better than Louisville, and that's a fact.
Well you know what else is a fact, UK got beat by Yukon. EAT THAT.
Mike: Well U of L didn't even make it past their first game!
Why do you guys have to keep bringing that up?!?!
Mike: I'm a UK fan, what do you expect me to do?
DROP THE SUBJECT PERHAPS? Geeeeez.
*silence for about five minutes*
James: Sooooooo, Padres Del Fuego?
YES! For the umpteenth time YES! PADRES DEL FREAKIN FUEGO!
James: Gotcha. *goes to helm*
*rolls eyes and pulls out wand*
*to wand* Point me!
*wand starts spinning slowly then goes really fast and then stops, pointing to my left*
ALRIGHTY EVERYBODY, if we didn't already know which way to go, now we do. We go that a way.
*points in the direction of my wand*
Hey Peeta- I MEAN MIKE!
*mike looks at me*
Mike: Yeeeeeeah?
Can you make me a sammich, a Peeta Sammich?
Or, rather, in this case, Mike sammich.
Mike: Yea, sure, I'm good in the kitchen.
Of course you are. Now run along and get my sammich!
*Mike Goes to the kitchen*
I'm anticipating my sammich.
Barbossa: Who's Peeta?
Oh, no one. Just a boy with some bread who looks a lot like Mike. Almost TOOOOOOO much like Mike.
Maybe I should investigate.
James: Oh here we go.
*Mike comes back with some good looking bread for the sammich*
Where'd ya get the bread from MIKE! If that's YOUR REAL name!
Mike: Uh, I MADE it. Duh.
And how does Jack Sparrow's son come across making bread so good eh?
Mike: My mother taught me.
Of course she did. I bet she also told you to not win the Hunger Games and yet here you are.
Mike: *raises an eyebrow* What are you talking about?
Oh I bet you know exactly what I'M talking about PEETA!
Mike: What the- Who is Peeta?
I think you know very well who Peeta is. Since you both share the same alias, LOVER BOY!
Mike: How did you-
Know? It's simple really, you are a great bread maker. You have a way with words. AND YOU BOTH LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME!
*face palm*
Mike: *sigh* Yes, it is I, Peeta Mellark. And Jack isn't my real father.
Jack: I KNEW IT!
*we all look at him like "are you serious?"*
Jack: Well, sorta.
Then why are you here?
Mike: I didn't want to see my future taken away from me, so I decided to go back in time, like you, and Jack actually bought my little scam. So I was like, alrighty then i got that settled.
Makes sense. Well I'm glad I know who you are, Peeta.
Barbossa: Padres Del Fuego is right ahead. Only about 20 minutes till port. Prepare yourself.
*Bites into sammich* MMMMMMM tasty.
Imma take a nap, i think I'm going to start braiding my hair as well. :)
*Heads to quarters*
WAKE ME WHEN WE PORT!
Peeta: Alright!
