I walk along the side of the ship at midnight, being awesome, when out of the corner of my eye I spot something peculiar in a sparkly kinda way.
A SPOON! Awesome. *walks up to shiny object* This ain't no freakin spoon! IT'S A SILVER TIPPED WOODEN STAKE! Ohmygod. I haven't held one of these since the 1800s. Ahhh good times.
Yes that's right. I was there when the Slayer Society formed. Psh so yea, I am a trained professional vampire hunter. Cause ya know, I'm just that good.
So I walk up to this hot British guy.
Are you a vampire?
Hot guy: Can you be more direct with your question, please.
*face palm* Geez it was like talking to a magic 8 ball.
Do you suck blood and sparkle?
Hot guy: Uhhhhhhh.
Whatever. *stakes* Hmm, better safe then sorry.
*Out of no where a bright flash appears on deck and Professor Quirrel from Harry Potter appears*
Oh no not this guy *face palm* GO HOME YOU TERRORIST!
*Professor Quirrel dissaperates or something*
Well that was random.
*tear* Too bad Snape didn't come. Poo.
I want a cookie.
*starts rolling on the floor*
*fakes British accent* I'm going to Pigfarts ha ha, I'll get to meet Professor Rumbleroar!
*continues to roll on floor*
*while on floor* Oh yea, A Very Potter Musical. That's right.
*sees red headed guy walking by*
Stupid Ginger.
