Well we need a mermaid.
Reghetti: Actually, it's a Siren.
Cathy: THANK YOU!
WHATEVER! WE NEED A BLOODY MERMAID! Cathy, you can walk back with your crew and get yourself one.
Cathy: *walking past me* CATHERINE!
*calls after* WHATEVER!
*when Cathy comes back we start hiking up with the mermaid*
*puts elbow on her shoulder like a armrest*
Ever been to the future, Cathy?
Cathy: CATHERINE! And yes, actually I do come from the future.
Oh really, where?
Cathy: Canada.
WELL! I'm from America. The same place Johnny Depp was born. A little town (the fourth largest city in KY actually) known as Owensboro. *smiles*
Cathy: WOW! I LOVE JACK SPARROW! And Johnny Depp, and Ronnie Radke, but whatever, continue.
Ronnie Radke is pretty hot. So is Jack Davenport. *looks to James* Oh yeah. So you like jack Sparrow?
Cathy: OH YEA! I want to marry him, GEEZUS!
Really, cause I just so happen to know Jack. IN FACT! He's right behind us.
Cathy: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!
Yea. *to Jack* HEY JACK, GET UP HERE I HAVE SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO MEET YOU!!!
Jack: UGHHHHHH! *runs up* Yes and who would that be? *sees Cathy* Oh, uh, h-hi.
Cathy: *smiles excitedly* YEA! yOU JACK FREAKIN SPARROW!
Jack: CAPTAIN, actually.
See Cathy, I told you.
Cathy: CATHERINE! But, yea you did.
James: They are perfect for each other.
I KNOW RIGHT! And just think, I sat them up. :)
William: *walks up* OH MY GOD! Is that you Catherine?
Cathy: Will?! *runs up and hugs*
Jack: Whoah what's going on here?
Elizabeth: Yes, Will who is she? *sounds angry*
William: She's my sister.
Cathy: *at the same time* He's my brother.
*both jack and Elizabeth look relieved*
*to James* Hmm, shocker.
*James nods*
James: Indeed.