Blackbeard: Who is SHE?
I AM RIANNA BARBOSSA! DAUGHTER OF HECTOR BARBOSSA! AND QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS AWESOME.
Blackbeard: Never heard of you...
WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, YOU DO!
*swings over to the Revenge*
Stay calm, we are taking over the ship.
Blackbeard: You have my sword, where did YOU get it?
*twirling around sword, shrugs* Why should I tell you. You're a psychopath.
Backbeard: *steps forward in a aggressive manner* Tell me, or I will kill you and your friends.
What friends? Oh those friends. I'll pass on that offer. BECAUSE, I have your sword. HAHA! Hand over the ship or I will kill you and your crew, especially Angelica, cause she's a turd.
Angelica: *walks up* And why am I a turd?
Ask Jack, who just happens to have a kid. *fake gasp* Did you know that Angie? May I call you that, Angie?
Angelica: No you may not.
Fine then, I'll just run you right through, right here, right... now.
*angelica gulps*
That's what I thought. ANY QUESTIONS?!?!
*silence*
GOOD!
I am now captain of this ship, thank you very much. *takes Blacky's hat* Eh doesn't look as cool as mine. SOMEBODY SEND THESE TO MORONS TO THE BRIG!!
*nobody does anything*
NOW!!!!
*Jack whispers to James*
Jack: She can be very threatening, can't she?
*James nods*
Mike: *puts them in the cells* So what are we going to do now, Captain? *smirks*
This one was waaaaaaay better than James's date. My god. Okay, you can.... WE can, rather. Take them to a deserted island and drop them off. What's the word, it starts with an M.
Mutiny? No.
Mike: Maroon?
THAT'S THE ONE! MAROON! We are going to maroon the morons. *crickets chirping* Never mind. *walks to helm*
Mike: *follows* So you liked the "Adventure"?
Yea you could say this was one of the best surprises ever, even though I hate surprises.
*Hugs Mike* You are awesome.
*runs off to go play with the fire that comes out of the ship*
*moves sword and fire comes out of the skeleton on the front of the ship*
AWWWW MAN. That's so cool. *says to self* Now all I need is a rocketship...
