In the words of voldemort, and I quote, "KILL THE SPARE!"
Cathy: YAAAAAAAA! Let's get to it.
Craig: *to Ronnie* I'm SO SORRY dude. I didn't mean it.
Ronnie: Tell these girls that.
Craig: *to us* You heard me right?
Cathy: Nope.
Not at all.
Ronnie: You're so dead man.
*pours mermaid tear into a chalice* Hey Cathy, get 3 more tears will you?
Cathy: *works her magic with the mermaid*
*taps foot impatiently*
CMON ALREADY!
Cathy: *comes back* Geez, patience young one.
I'M OLDER THAN YOU!
Cathy: Your only 23.
AND INCREDIBLY GOOD LOOKING. *strikes a pose*
James: Indeed. *looks me up and down*
Mike: Oh really James! *rolls eyes*
Jack: *walks to Cathy* So you like this Ronnie fellow eh?
Cathy: Oh he's hot sure but I think Rianna likes him. What is that like 3 love interests?
YEP! *takes mermaid tears and puts two into my shirt pocket and pours the mermaid tear into that one*
Jack: That's good. I suppose. Or is it? I'm CONFUSED!
Of course you are.
OKAY! So Here Ronnie drink this *gives him the one with the mermaid tear*
And Craig. *hands him the other one*
NOW DRINK YOU LITTLE TWERP! *to Craig* And you too Ronnie. *to Ronnie*
*they both drink*
*Craig falls down face first in the water*
EW!
*poke with a stick* Do you feel any different Ronnie?
Cathy: *kicks Craig in the face* :P HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!
Ronnie: I feel like a vampire. But only, I'm not a vampire.
Cathy: IF WE'RE ALL BORN TO DIE AND WE ALL DIE TO LIVE, THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING LIFE IF IT JUST CONTRADICTS?
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Yes?
Cathy: Ring Ring.
He-hello.
Ronnie: PICK UP THE PHONE!
*laughs* GOOD ONE!! HAHAHAHA!
