*Back on the ship deck of the Revenge after me, Cathy, and Ronnie became immortal*
Ronnie: Pick up the phone!
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Cathy: I LOVE YOU JACK!
*face palm* LIKE WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY!
William: I didn't.
Jack: Me neither. *smirks* But I don't care!
Shut up.
Cathy: WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND!!!! Pweeez.
Ronnie: Oh I see how it is, you go for the other guy with eyeliner.
Jack: Sure.
I WILL DATE YOU RONNIE!
James: WHAAAAAAA!
Mike: What?
Ronnie: As good as that offer sounds, I'll pass.
WHYYYYYYYYY!?!?!
Ronnie: I need to get back to my freakin time.
FIIIIIIIIINE! I will take you back IF you sing for us and kiss me ON THE LIPS!
Ronnie: It won't sound right if I don't have a band.
I HAVE A BAND!
Cathy: CUT IT OUT WITH THE ALL CAPS WILL YOU.
Sorry. Well will you. Pleeeeeeeeaaaaase?
Ronnie: But first. Does anyone have a cellphone.
*I look around suspiciously* Nope nobody.
Ronnie: Alright. *rolls eyes and we kiss for about 30 seconds*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *jumps over to Cathy* IN YOUR FACE! HOW DO YOU LIKE MY ALL CAPS NOW? DO YOU WANT A LITTLE AWESOME SAUCE ON IT? WELL TOO BAD YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!
*Mike, James, and Cathy look really cross right now*
James: Fine we'll play the stupid music. *grabs bass*
Mike: Whatever. *goes to drums*
Ronnie: One song, that's all and then you take me back.
FINE! I mean as you wish your majesty.
Ronnie. *gets WIRELESS microphone* What song?
I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE BY THE DARKNESS!
Ronnie: Oh I know that song. That's awesome.
I thought you would. :)
*Teague and me grab our guitars*
Let's do this! YEAH! GUITAR!
Ronnie: Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel
Touching you, touching me
touching you, god you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh!
I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day
You got me in a spin but everythin' is A.OK!
Touching you, touching me
touching you, god you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh! Guitar!
Touching you, touching me
touching you, god you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh!
Okay now Ronnie, I take you back. Say bye bye to everyone.
Ronnie: Ta guys.
*looks shocked* He says ta too! HA!
*grabs Ronnie's hand and apparates to his house, drops him off, then apparates back*
The dark deed he requested has been fulfilled.
*Cathy and Jack are in the corner making out*
*rolls eyes* Just like high school.
