*Jack sees Rianna and Mike*
Jack: Michael, ya little shit!
Mike: What did I do?
Jack: I told you to stay away from anyone related to Barbossa!
Mike: Yes... and I deliberately disobeyed you, go on...
Jack: Just stay away from her. *points at Rianna*
Oh Jackie... You need a hug. *goes and hugs Jack*
Jack: Ew, get it off me! *flails helplessly*
Hey I'm the one who sprung you from jail back in Port Royal, remember that.
James: Oh so you were the one who did that.
Yes actually, I was. Have a problem with that?
James: *backs away* Er, no.
Whatever. *mysteriously disappears into the shadows without being seen*
*comes back 5 min. later*
Mike: Where the HELL have you been.
Oh you know, saw a movie, got some coffay.
Mike: I want some coffay.
Jack: I could go for some coffee too.
*I start playing guitar randomly (25 or 6 to 4, by Chicago)*
Mike: Well you can't come you son of a bitch.
Jack: Well now look at you, you're insulting your grandmama.
Mike: Grandmama? Who says that.
Jack: I do! However, as it were, your grandmama is now a shrunken head.
Mike: I see...
Well on that note, *still holding guitar* no pun intended, I think I'll go to bed. Wait. Where is our heading anyway?
*Jack pulls out compass while Barbossa pulls out the charts at the same time*
Jack: Well I take it you chaps have already lifted the curse right.
Barbossa: Yes, we already did that.
Jack: Hmmm, then let's go to the fountain of youth then.
*everyone cheers*
Well then, I guess that's where we are going then. *walks away to cabin*
Mike: She is very charming.
Barbossa: She's me daughter, of course she's charming.
Jack: Must take after her mother then.
Barbossa: Ugh. *rolls eyes*
*I'm listening to them talking through the crack in the door* Heh heh. I am popular.
James: I saw her first.
Mike: So? You never hardly talk to her.
James: Seems like we are the best of friends to me.
*rolls eyes and goes to bed* Thinks: This is going to be a very long trip.