HEY MIKE!
Mike: Mhmm.
So, what's your favorite color?
Mike: Hmmmm, probably either Green or Red.
What shade of green?
Mike: Like forest green or something.
I see.
Oh my god.
Mike: What?
My birthday is in like, *does math in the air* uhhhh *gets frustrated* WITHIN THE NEXT MONTH!
Mike: I'll be sure to get you something.
Oh really?
Mike: Oh yeah, what do you like?
Anything remotely awesome, a new guitar perhaps, or some pretty cursed jewelry. Something like that.
James: I CALL GETTING HER THE CURSED JEWELRY.
Peachy.
Mike: I might get you the guitar or maybe something completely different. You never know with me.
Okay James, now it's your turn to do the face palm.
James: *rolls eyes* Humph.
*Get's up on a barrel*
OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN UP! GUESS WHAT I LEARNED HOW TO PLAY ON GUITAR?
*nobody answers*
*still smiling* CRAZY TRAIN! HA HA! *waves hands around in the air*
*rolls eyes* Never mind.
OH MY GOD! I HAVE AN IDEA.
Jack: Oh here we go.
*rolls eyes* ANYWAY! WE CAN SO FORM A BAND! YES! Me and Capn Teague can be guitar. I CALL LEAD! Teague can be rhythm, we can teach James bass teehee, and Mike can do drums. But I don't think we have drum sets here so never mind.
WAIT! I just remembered that I can apparate to different times, YAY! Brb guys.
*apparates to a Guitar Center in the future*
I can't believe I'm doing this but I'm going to have to bring an acoustic bass. *tear* Uhhh, they suck and I really don't want to but I'm going to have to. And the drum set, can't forget that. *picks out an 8 piece black drum set and a burgundy acoustic bass*
*walks up to the cashier*
Yes uhh *looks at name tag* Bob, ok, I would like to purchase these items. *shows him the boxes*
Bob: Your total is 3,498 dollars.
Do you take galleons? Heh.
*puts one foot on the drum set and my right hand on the bass guitar box, then apparates*
Bob: *shields his eyes* Ahhhhhh magic.
*back on the revenge*
Got it. And that was without even a single drop of rum.
