Chapter 40

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*In district 12*

Wait.... *looks around at all the ashes*  Don't you need to be with Katniss?

Peeta:  Eh, I don't really wanna go to 13, they are a bunch of weirdos there anyway.

*Pauses a moment considering what to say next*

..... wanna come live with me?

........ I have an extra bedroom and all.  *I crookedly smile*

Peeta:  I..... don't know if I should.  Wouldn't James get jealous if he knew.

.....crud, well then I guess I'll have to get a dog.

Peeta:  You already have a dog remember.

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT!  And I don't even know what I named it.  Crap.

Peeta:  You named it Dorian.

Right.  Where is it?

Peeta:  Dunno.

DORIAN!  *whistles*  COME ERE BOY!

*the Australian shepherd puppy comes running around a corner of a burnt building*

I can't believe that actually worked.

Peeta:  I can't believe it actually came back,  TO YOU of all people.

Har har.  I'll turn YOU into a dog if ya don't watch it.

Peeta:  Just leave me here I'll make my way to District 4 to pick up hot surfer chicks.

You do that then.  Well I guess this is goodbye.  Are you sure you don't want me to take you to district 4?

Peeta:  I'm PRETTY sure.

Alright then, I'll miss you Peeta.

*hugs*

Peeta:  Me too.

Ta then.

Peeta:  Yea...... ta.

APPARATE!

Peeta:  Ahhhhh, magiiic......

*at my house with my doggie*

*starts talking to the dog*

Okay, listen up ya little ball of fur.  Here's the rules.  No messing with the cat, don't run away when i let you go wiz outside and DON'T i repeat DON'T  pee on the carpet.  Got it.

*the dog barks and I set him down*

Now go chew on furniture or something, while I plan my next master plan of awesomeness of going back to the past without screwing anything up.

*the dog runs away to the living room*

*I hear a cat hiss*

*face palm*

EDIT:  I HOPE YOU MORONS KNOW THAT THERE IS A SEQUEL TO THIS, YA JUST GOTTA LOOK FOR IT.  It's on my profile.  It's called "Awesomeness, Wizard Style" and it's only half as long as this, so it's a quick read.

I hope you enjoyed this long ass son of a butt, tootaloo.

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