*In district 12*
Wait.... *looks around at all the ashes* Don't you need to be with Katniss?
Peeta: Eh, I don't really wanna go to 13, they are a bunch of weirdos there anyway.
*Pauses a moment considering what to say next*
..... wanna come live with me?
........ I have an extra bedroom and all. *I crookedly smile*
Peeta: I..... don't know if I should. Wouldn't James get jealous if he knew.
.....crud, well then I guess I'll have to get a dog.
Peeta: You already have a dog remember.
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT! And I don't even know what I named it. Crap.
Peeta: You named it Dorian.
Right. Where is it?
Peeta: Dunno.
DORIAN! *whistles* COME ERE BOY!
*the Australian shepherd puppy comes running around a corner of a burnt building*
I can't believe that actually worked.
Peeta: I can't believe it actually came back, TO YOU of all people.
Har har. I'll turn YOU into a dog if ya don't watch it.
Peeta: Just leave me here I'll make my way to District 4 to pick up hot surfer chicks.
You do that then. Well I guess this is goodbye. Are you sure you don't want me to take you to district 4?
Peeta: I'm PRETTY sure.
Alright then, I'll miss you Peeta.
*hugs*
Peeta: Me too.
Ta then.
Peeta: Yea...... ta.
APPARATE!
Peeta: Ahhhhh, magiiic......
*at my house with my doggie*
*starts talking to the dog*
Okay, listen up ya little ball of fur. Here's the rules. No messing with the cat, don't run away when i let you go wiz outside and DON'T i repeat DON'T pee on the carpet. Got it.
*the dog barks and I set him down*
Now go chew on furniture or something, while I plan my next master plan of awesomeness of going back to the past without screwing anything up.
*the dog runs away to the living room*
*I hear a cat hiss*
*face palm*
EDIT: I HOPE YOU MORONS KNOW THAT THERE IS A SEQUEL TO THIS, YA JUST GOTTA LOOK FOR IT. It's on my profile. It's called "Awesomeness, Wizard Style" and it's only half as long as this, so it's a quick read.
I hope you enjoyed this long ass son of a butt, tootaloo.