James: *walks up to Rianna* So when are you gonna ask us the questions?
Mike: *walks up* Yea, when are you gonna do that?
Whoah whoah whoah! I thought you guys would just walk up to me and talk talk talk talk talk, but OH NO! Obviously not! You guys seen to be waiting for some kind of 1, 2, 3 go type of thing soooooo, *stands back* Let the games BEGIN!
*James and Mike start trying to be the first ones in front of me*
You know what boys, I'm tired. *fake yawns* Let's finish this tomorrow, shall we?
Mike: *grunt*
James: *grunt*
Ok then. *goes to cabin, or should I say, Captain's quarters*
*walks in* Oh this is nice. *walks up to a cabinet and opens it*
*sees all of Blacky's bottled ships* There is a whole bloody fleet in here! Teehee. *grabs as many as possible and runs out on deck* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*dumps them all in the ocean* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
James: *walks up* What are you- *sees the ships growing* Oh my.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Mike walks up* ALRIGHT! *high 5s me*
HAHA!
James: What if something stupid happens?
*rolls eyes* Something stupid always happens.
*Joe Mosses falls out of the sky dressed up as Snape*
Joe: What the devil is going on here?
*to James* Told you.
*runs up and hugs him* YOU'RE ALIVE! I THOUGHT YOU DIED! I CRIED IN THE THEATER WHEN YOU DIED! AND YOU'RE ALIVE! YAY! *still hugging*
Joe: That is absurd, get this child off of me this instance. I never died you fool *pauses* That was Alan Rickman.
Oh, okay then. HA! You got bit in the weaner!
Joe: Yeeees. Aaaaaand?
It was funny. *shrugs* well thanks for the visit but I really think you should be going back to your own time now.
Joe: *hears beeping in his pocket and pulls out a phone* What the devil! It's a text from Umbridge! "Are you with Dumbledore?" NO! Great, now he brings me into this! I guess I'm going to apparate now.
WAIT!
Joe: What?
YOU CAN APPARTE TO DIFFERENT TIMES?
Joe: Well yea. *apparates*
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! *pulls out wand from my other boot that I don't keep my arrows in* Yes, I am a wizard as well! But do not fret! *smiles at fake camera* I was in Slytherin.
Jack: WHO CARES? THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
Barbossa: *rolls eyes* NO! The REAL question is, who is going to steer all of these other ships?
Since I'M commodore, I say that Jack can have the Nemesis over there, Father can have the Pearl *smiles* I get the Revenge, James get's the Dauntless, Elizabeth can have the Interceptor. Wait, does Will have the Dutchman? Or what?
William: Yep! *points to the scar on his chest, while sitting on a barrel*
Great.
Mike: What do I get?
Uh, hmmm. You can have the Hai Peng over there or the Cobra perhaps.
Mike: COBRA! *jumps over to the Cobra*
Awesome.
James: SOOOOOOOOO. What's your favorite color, Rianna?
*starts making lines of fire in the air with my wand, like you would do to a sparkler* What? Oh, lime green of course. You?
James: Navy Blue.
I see.
Jack: ARE WE THERE YET!?!?!
Everyone: SHUT UP!
