SOMEBODY OPEN THE FREAKIN CAVE SO I CAN GET IN AND BECOME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!
Jack: Shut up, I'm having a moment here.
*rolls eyes* Whatever.
Well COME ON! Don't just stand about! Do sumthin!
*Cathy walks up and starts doing this weird water trick with the rocks in the cave*
*she starts getting sucked up*
What the-
*I panic and run to where she's being sucked up and I get sucked up as well*
*There is a thick mist around our ankles and it's about 4 inches of water then there is a little island in the middle with a cool looking rock fountain*
Oh hey look, it's the fountain of youth. *looks around skeptically* Unguarded and open to visitors. Odd. *walks up to the fountain* Oh crap. DID WE SERIOUSLY FORGET THE CHALICES TOO! *face palm*
Jack: NOPE! I got em right here. *pulls them out of is shirt and hands them to me*
You've had those the entire time.
Jack: Yep.
*shrugs* Okay then. *walks up to the fountain* I CALL GOING FIRST! *grabs a drunk out of the crowd*
SOMEBODY MAKE THE MERMAID CRY! Please.
Mermaid: SIREN!
SHUT UP BLONDIE!
Just. Somebody make her cry..
Cathy: *silent, walks to the "Siren" and whispers something inaudible to her*
Humph. Just leave me out of it why don't you, THE COMMODORE, might I add!
Cathy: *holds up flask* Got it.
As long as you got it, I don't really care.
Jack: LIES!
Shut it.
*takes flask*
I don't even know how to do this.
Cathy: PERFECT! Now we're stuck here cause I have no idea how to do it either.
WAIT! Let me google it. ;) *pulls out iphone*
Cathy: You're not gonna get any signal.
OH REALLY?!?! *holds the phone up high* OH! WHAT! IN YOUR FACE! I totally just found it. HOW DID I EVEN DO THAT? Magic. Makes sense. I HAVE AN IDEA! *aparates to a certain place*
Cathy: This shouldn't take to long.
*2 minutes later*
*you hear evil laughter (by me of course)*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*falls out of the sky with...
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... RONNIE FREAKIN RADKE!*
Cathy: What a BAMF! *runs up and stares at him*
Ronnie: You know man, I have no idea where I am right now.
Your with me now, so it doesn't matter. *hugs*
Cathy: *hugs* Why didn't you drive me to school?
Ronnie: WHO ARE YOU?!?!
*moves hands up and down* You're worst nightmare!
Cathy: DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
Wait! I have a present for Ronnie. *apparates*
*in 5 minutes i'm back, with Craig from Escape the Fate*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We can make Ronnie immortal now!
Craig: Wait what happens to me?
*Me and Cathy* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Cathy: You go bye bye.
Ronnie: It's just karma dude.
Cathy: That's what you get for kicking Ronnie out of the band and stealing his haircut and his little beard thing and sending him to jail and being a total JERK!
Ronnie: *nods*
Voldemort voice in the air: KILL THE SPARE!
Ronnie: Dude, was that just Voldemort?
Cathy: YESH!
AWESOME!!!! COME BACK VOLDY! I WANNA BE A DEATHEATER!!! PLEASE! THE TATTOO JUST LOOKS SO FREAKIN AWESOME!
If this homemade dark mark won't convince you... *pulls up right sleeve to show a smiley face with a snake tongue*
Cathy: It does look pretty cool doesn't it.
Oh yes.
Anyway the ritual goes like this, the one with the mermaid tear becomes immortal kay.
Ronnie: So I get the tear one.
Correct. *hugs again*
