I see. So does your daughter look just like me?
He shook his head yes, I just shrugged.
Well I have no idea how that would even be possible, considering the fact that I'm not from this time! So I'm just gonna go with (I'm probably his daughter from this time, however I can't remember this past since I'm immortal and I forget anything over 300 years) Yeah, that makes complete sense!
Well since I'm your daughter, does that make me first mate? *I sound hopeful*
He says yes.
*I do a happy dance* IN YOUR FACE WHOEVER THE HECK THE FIRST MATE WAS!!!!
Well, what do we do now? Oh I know, *hands over the medallion* good thing you didn't take stupid Elizabeth, she's this girl who's madly in love with William Tuner. *rolls eyes* It's disgusting.
Barbossa: Well since to complete the task at hand we need dear William, will you mind getting him Rianna?
Sure father. *gets in skiff* Ta ta! *rows back to port*
When I get to the dock, I start looking around calling out WIlliam's name. WILL WILL!!! I NEED YOUR HELP!! C'MERE WILL! *whistles as if for a dog* Come here boy! Come here, come to momma! FORGET IT!
*starts walkind around* La la la la. *not watching where I am going, I fall flat on my face after tripping over something large* WHAT THE- Oh hey Will.
That woke him up alright. Follow me Will. *grabs his arm and pulls him to the jail* We need to find Jack so we can commandeer a ship and bla bla bla.
*we arrive at the jail and hear jack whistling like an idiot* Come here doggie come to Jackie, he says. I roll my eyes
JACK! We need your help. He turns to see us.
And why should I help you, he says.
*i pull out a gun* If you don't help us I'll kill you on the spot.
Fine then, spring me from this joint and I will help you.
I take Will's line. These are half barrel henges, all you need is the proper leverage.
Ok so I pop open the gate or whatever and we are on our way back to the dock, where the skiff is parked. Then I see the Black Pearl leaving the freaking harbor!!!!
WHAT THE HECK?!?!?! HE TOLD ME TO COME AND GET YOU GUYS THEN HE JUST SAILS OFF!!! UGHH! THE NERVE!
Jack: Well, considering the circumstances I say we go and commandeer a ship.
I smile and say of course. Heh heh.
