***Next Morning***
*hops out of bed and runs out onto deck*
TO THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!!!
*everyone ignores me* Whatever. -_-
Why hello random crew member! *waves at somebody who's face i cannot see*
Mike: Oh hey Rianna! How's it going?
Oh Mike, didn't see you there. Yea yea yea, I'm doing fine you know, just been killing zombies and stuff.
Mike: I see. Well I was just wondering- *gets cut off*
*James walks up*
James: Well hello dear.
Hey James.
James: I was just wondering-
Mike: HEY, I was wondering first.
Guys guys! Does it really matter who was wondering first?
James/Mike: *in unison* YES!
*they look at each other funny*
Okay guys, on the count of three your going to say what you were wondering. Okay, One...Two...THREE!
Mike: WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?!?!
James: *at same time* WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!
Whaaaaaaaaa? Okay, so apparently I am VERY popular to you two, especially you James, especially you. And since I hardly know either of you, I have come to a conclusion, I will go on separate dates with the both of you, even though James is so hot and if Mike wasn't alive then I would have said yes, HOWEVER, Mike is alive therefore I must make it fair.
James: *to self* YES!
Mike: Sounds fair enough to me.
Good, so I will let James go first since I have known him longer.
James: SUCCESS!!! *throws arms up jubilantly*
Okay calm down, it's not a big deal.
James: Well to me it is.
Yes, for YOU. But probably not for Mike.
*Mike crosses his arms*
Okay then, I'll let James set up for our little outing, which is scheduled for tonight. *rolls away* See ya later. *waves*
*continues rolling on the floor* Pigfarts, pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, pigfarts, yum yum yum.
