(written with the assistance of UnderdogNOTW)
*A big bird starts flying in from the sky and crash lands next to a pine tree*
Random chick dressed like an Eskimo: AWWWWWW you poor birdie.
Who the heck are you?
*the girl looks around*
Eskimo chick: Me?
Yeeeees YOU. Who are you?
Eskimo chick: I'm Nikki Fox.
Of course you are.
Peeta: *yelling accusingly* YOU LOVE THE BIRD!!
Nikki: The BIRD, pelican, has a name ya know!
Pelican: Yes, my name is Nigel.
Jack: IT TALKS!!!
Hmm. Sounds Australian.
Becca: WHOAH! Dejavu. IT SOUNDS LIKE BARBOSSA!!!
*Barbossa looks at the pelican closely*
Nigel: GET OUT OF MY FACE!
Barbossa: YOU get out of MY FACE!
*they both roll their eyes*
Becca:..............CAN I HAVE NIGEL?
Nikki: NO WAY, he's my pelican.
Peeta: SO YOU DO LOVE HIM! PELICAN LOVE PELICAN LOVE!
*Becket comes out from behind a tree*
Cutler: That bird took her away from me.
Peeta: *to himself* I KNEW she loved the bird...
Nikki: He didn't used to be a bird, it was Becket's fault.
Cutler: I didn't turn him into a bird, you did since you like birds.
Nikki: You LIAR! You made a deal with Jones to make him this way! My poor Nigel. *pets Nigel's head*
Nigel: I looked everywhere for you.
Cathy: Well this is weird...
Cutler: You used to love me.
OH YEA WELL YOU USED TO LOVE ME!
Everyone: HUH?!?!
*Nigel flies away*
Never mind...
Nikki: Yah, well you changed, and betrayed me. So you can go freeze to death for all I care.
*everyone looks all awkward*
Cutler: You don't mean that.
Nikki: Yes I do.
Cutler: No you don't.
Nikki: Yes I do.
Cutler: No you don't.
Nikki: Yes I do.
Cutler: No ya don't.
Nikki: Do.
Cutler: Don't.
Nikki: Do.
Cutler: Don't.
Nigel: WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
Somehow that guy sounds a lot like my dad...
Nikki: Where did you go?
Nigel: I had to help a clown fish save his stupid son.
Barbossa; I DID THAT ONCE!
Nikki: *laughs* Again?
Nigel: Yes, and next time, I'm eating him.
Nikki: GOOD!
Becket: I'M STILL HERE!
Nikki: WHO CARES? I HAVE MY BIRDIE!
Peeta: FOUR!
*crickets chirping*
Peeta: Really? No one got that? Golfing joke DUH.
Cutler: FINE! I'm leaving and never coming back!
Nikki: Go ahead, no one's stopping you.
Nigel: AND WHILE YOU'RE LEAVING GO FIND NEMO. I HEARD HE GOT LOST AGAIN.
*Cutler is slowly walking away*
Cutler: I'm REALLY leaving this time.
Nikki: And I REALLY don't care.
*two truck drivers pull up next to Cutler:
Dude: Hey Henry, it's a short guy, hurry get out your camera eh.
Henry: OKAY eh.
Cutler: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! I'm LORD CUTLER BECKET!
Henry: Look it talks eh!
*One of the truck drivers puts his arm around Cutler, while the other takes his picture, and then they switch places*
Dude: Thanks short dude eh.
Cutler: I'm not short! I'm taller than her! *points to Nikki*
*they take Cutler and throw him in the back of the truck and drive away*
Well that got rid of him...
*Nigel picks up Nikki in his mouth and flies away*
Peeta: What. The. Heck.
Dunno.
