HOLY CRAP I'M ON A BOAT!
It's meh birthday, it's meh birthday! I'm 24! YAY!
OMG! Now I need to think of an epic escape plan. I know! *pulls out wand*
DUN DUN DUUUN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Goodbye, cruel cruel world!
Scabior: *suddenly looks over at hearing those words* What are you doing?
APARRATE! *SWOOOOOOSH! I'm gone*
Scabior: *shields eyes* Ahhhhhh, magic.
*On the Revenge*
Mike: Well what are we supposed to do now, there is no ship in sight and I don't think that compass is really working out for you, James.
James: Oh shut up. Like you have any idea as to where you're going.
Jack: I believe I know EXACTLY where I'M going.
*POOFS onto boat*
Why hullo everybody. Where's my Happy Birthday?
Mike: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Wait, it's your birthday?
James: *smacks Mike upside the head with a book* Of course it's her bloody birthday. Happy Birthday, Rianna.
Jack: Yea... Happy Birthday. Or... Whatever.
Why thanks guys that means... something... I guess.
Cathy: *slides down railing of the stairs and lands next to me* Did somebody say Happy Birthday?
Jack: Mhmm, it's Rianna's birthday.
Cathy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Heh, thanks. Sooooooo.... What did ya get me?
James: WELL, I got you a new set of immortal killing arrows. *gives arrows*
Awww, thanks that should help me in the future. *hugs James and kisses him on the cheek*
Mike: *steps forward* Here, I got you a cursed necklace just like you wanted. *hands over a cursed necklace like the one from Harry Potter 6*
Awesome. *puts on the necklace* Thanks so muck Michael. *hugs*
Mike: *half smiles* Yeah, no problem. *to self* Yep, I'm staying in the "friend zone". :(
Jack: Here. *hands a long thing of feathers to put in your hair over. (it looks like Steven Tyler's hair feather thingy)*
Alright! *puts it in my hair* Thanks Jack.
Jack: CAPTAIN Jack!
Whatever.
*Barbossa walks over to the grouping*
Barbossa: What be goin on here?
It's MY freakin Birthday.
Barbossa: I knew that. And don't think I don't. Cause I did. Anyway. I have a present for you. Hold on. *walks into his cabin*
*comes back out*
Barbossa: *carrying a box* Here ye go. *hands over box*
*smiling* A box?
Barbossa: Nay, it be what's inside the box.
That makes sense. *unties ribbon and opens the box to see a cute grey dappled Australian Shepherd puppy with brown around it's face with blue eyes* AWWWWWWWW! She's so freakin CUTE! :D
Barbossa: He. I picked him up when we were in Port Royal.
James: What will you name him?
Hmmmmm. Dorian. I think that's a cool name.
*holds puppy in the air*
SIMBAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mike: It's the circle of LIIIIIIFE! It moves us AAALLLLLLLLLLLL!
HAHAHA! That's what I was thinking. Fist pump explosion. *holds out fist for fist pump*
*he hits my fist with his and we make the explosion thingy with the WHOOOOOSH! Noise*
Awesome. Well. Yawn. That was a great birthday. Imma go to bed now.
Cathy: WAIT! I still need to give you your present from ME! *digs around in pocket or a little while* Ah here it is. *gives me a Sapphire ring that says the word Libra on it*
*puts it on* WOW! That's so cool. Thanks so much Cathy.
Cathy: It's CATHERINE.
Jack: You mean CAPTAIN CATHERINE.
Cathy: Exactly.
James: They were meant for each other.
*Barbossa looks sad and walks away*
*I walk after him while they are arguing about who's the better pirate*
Hey, father. What's up.
Barbossa: It's just. *sigh* There's nobody who really loves me.
*looks surprised and a little hurt* Do I count?
Barbossa: Well yes, but you're my daughter. I mean like, a wife.
Ah, I see. Well let me put it to you this way, *puts arm around shoulder and makes hand gestures with my free arm* I'm sure there's a women somewhere, PROBABLY in the future, who is madly in love with you and she loves the way you talk and the rolling of your eyes and whatnot. And I'm almost positive that you will marry her... Someday. Probably not today but, Someday. And I will be the one that brings her to you.
Just remember that.
