(Written with the assistance of PurpleMonkeys or whoever she is now. It's Rachel basically so if you know her then yea.)
James: So what now?
Cathy: LET'S GO BUY CONCERT TICKETS TO FALLING IN REVERSE!!! :D
*face palm*
NOOOOOOOOO. What we need to do is take Jack and introduce him to Vodka.
Jack:........what?
Cathy: LET'S GO TO MY FUTURE HOUSE!!!! I WONDER IF MY PARENTS WILL RECOGNISE ME!!!
*Becca is still out cold during all of this. Being held in Barbossa's arms* ;)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Look at them....... *points at Becca and Barbossa*
Cathy & Jack & Peeta: EWWWWWWW!
*waves them away*
Whatever.
Cathy: WELL COME ON LET'S GO TO MY HOUSE!
Wait, WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOO Let's go to MY house.
*Cathy starts walking away*
Cathy: CANADA IS WAAAAAAY BETEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!
NUH UH!
Cathy: YA HUH!
WELL, I'M taking James to YALE since he's A GENIUS! AND I'm taking Jack to a bar to drink some VODKA, AND imma teach him how to text.
Barbossa: What about Becca? We can't just take her with us can we.
Well we can't just leave her here knocked out either SOOOOO we're taking her.
Peeta: Isn't that kidnapping?
Firstly, it's only kidnapping if she's a kid WHICH might I add, she is not. Secondly, WE'RE GONNA BRING HER BACK. Psh. It's as if you don't know me at all.
Cathy: Well are you even legal to drink?
YES. Yes I am.
Cathy:......................fine. But can we go to Canada after?
Ugh. Whatever.
*At a small bar somewhere in Oregon*
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY SHOTS SHOTS SHOOOOOOOOOOTS! Yes.
Cathy: Teehee. *flashes peace sign*
Jack: *stumbling around drunk* NUMnumNUMnumNUMnumNUMnum
*Becca woke up and is making out with Barbossa in a corner*
*I'm sitting with James and randomly kisses him to make Peeta feel awkward*
Peeta: :'(
*Cathy elbows Peeta in the face*
Peeta: :"( Well even if I can't have Rianna, and even if I have a broken nose and a black eye THEN I CAN STILL PICK UP A CHICK!
*Peeta walks over to a blonde whore*
Peeta: Hi-
*he get's interrupted by the blonde whore humping his leg*
*I see this*
:O PEETA, YOU MANWHORE!
Cathy: LET'S ALL GO TO CANADA NOW!
But James needs to learn about the IPAD! And SOMEBODY needs to teach Jack how to text!
Cathy: *under breath* Are you kidding me?
Nope, not kidding.
Cathy: Fine then, when we're on the plane I'll teach Jack how to text and you can go buy an iPad real quick and screw around on the plane with it.
........fair enough.
*After going to Best Buy and buying the iPad and then arguing about the scratch on the side of it and then going back to get another. Then going through the metal detector when we went to the plane (that was fun) and teaching Jack how to text, we are in Canada at last*
Peeta: Do you have any idea how long it took me to freakin take off all my weapons to get on the plane, I had to switch disguises like THREE times before they actually let me on.
Jack: :( They never gave me back my gun.
Oh just shut up already and stop complaining, all I have to do is this: ACCIO ALL OUR STUFF!
*after waiting five minutes all of our stuff flies in from the sky*
Peeta: COOOOL!
I know right.
Cathy: Let's go into the Canadian Wilderness now.
Okay.
*Canadian Wilderness*
It's so.............................. treesy here.
OMG AND IGLOO!
Cathy: That's a legit house.
OMG A SNOWBALL!
Cathy: LET'S BUILD A SNOWMAN!!!!
*we all start building a snowman with Peeta pulling out a piece of bread from hid jacket and making it as the nose*
Cathy: NOW DIE SNOWMAN!!!! *starts stabbing it*
*everyone starts stabbing it then*
Peeta & Jack & James & Me: I'M HUNGRY!
Cathy: I CAN FIX THAT! *pulls out some Canadian bacon*
Cathy: *hands it out* CANADIAN BACON, for YOU and YOU and YOU and YOU and YOU and YOUUUUU.
WTF THIS IS JUST SLICED HAM!
Cathy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is REAL Canadian Bacon. :D
Whatever. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
