Chapter 18

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WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!  THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!!!!

Jack:  ARE WE THERE YET?!?!

No, so shut it or I'll have to take away your peanut.

Jack:  Not MY peanut.

Yes YOUR peanut,  I will take it and feed it to the monkey.

*the monkey screeches*

Mhmmm and don't you forget it.

Barbossa:  *walks up*  What are ye doin here?

I was just threatening to take Jack's peanut is all.

Barbossa:  Oh, okay then.  *walks away*

*James and Mike are up near the helm watching everything happen*

Elizabeth:  Well I'm gonna go plank now.

Just shut up your voice is so annoying.  And besides, planking is so yesterday.  Owling is the new thing.  *goes up to a barrel and owls*  That's how ya do it.

*pulls out my guitar and starts playing Smoke on the Water* 

I FEEL LIKE JACK BLACK!   HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

ROCK OUT!!!!  Hey, Jack, where's your dad?  I wanna play some Rolling Stones with him.  *starts rocking out to Paint it Black*

Jack:  He's right over there.

Teague:  Yes, it is I,  Keeper of the Code and supreme lord of awesomeness, at your service.  Miss Commodore.

I like him.  *points to teague*  Yes, well will you go get you guitar so we can rock out together?

Teague:  Sure thing, ma'am. *goes to his cabin and comes back five min. later*  Here we go.  *puts on guitar*

Alright!  Paint it Black, 1, 2, a 1, 2, 3, 4!  *four min. later*

AWESOME!  I'm not even going to ask how you know that since that's from THE FUTURE!  Did you go to the FOY then go back in time or what?

Teague:  Does this face looks like it's been to the fountain of youth?  *points to his face*

*fake smiles*  Depends on the light really.  Heh.

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