Chapter 8

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*face palm*

Jack:  What are they doing here?

Dunno, but I'm gonna go beat the crap out of that man for ditching me.  Even if he is my "father" *makes air quotations*

I climb down from the crow's nest and walk over to James.

You'll protect me right?  *flutters eyelashes*

James:  I highly doubt you need protecting.

It's still nice to know that somebody has your back though geez.

Well, I'm gonna go shoot something.  Yea I'm so awesome, I brought a bow.  SO HA TO THE WORLD!   Bwahahahahahahaha!

Elizabeth:  What's with the evil laugh?

WHAT'S NOT WITH THE EVIL LAUGH?!?!?!  I can do whatever the heck I want OK!  *walks away*  Bwahahahahahahahaha.

I have these awesome bloody arrows that I keep in my boot, and they kill immortals, cause you know that's just how I roll.

*eventually the Pearl pulls up to the Dauntless and "father"  and his crew come over*

Elizabeth:  Where's Will.

Barbossa:  Now that be none of your concern missy.

WHAT THE HECK IS EVERYBODY'S PROBLEM?!?!  HUH!  EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND SOMEBODY DITCHES ME!  Tiss tiss father *makes shunning movement with my fingers*  tiss tiss.  I would have thought more would come from the Captain of the Black Pearl!

Jack:  Actually-

*I cut him off*  Shut up.  Nobody cares.

Well I want an apology from you father!

Barbossa:  *mumbles*  sorry.

WHAT WAS THAT?  *cups ear*

Barbossa:  *speaks louder*  Sorry.

That's what I thought.

*everyone is standing around doing nothing*  WELL DON'T JUST STAND AROUND!  GET TO WORK!  ARE WE GOING TO LIFT THE BLOODY CURSE OR NOT?

*I walk up to father*  No seriously, where is William?

Barbossa:  He's in the brig.

Ha ha good one.  *laughs*  Can I go kill one of your crew?

Barbossa:  Not the black guy though, it's always the black guy that goes first, and I kinda like him so no not him nor Reghetti.

Whatever.  *draws bow*  La la la la.  *sees the guy with the flaming beard*  Man I really hate that guy.  *shoots*  Ha ha sucker.  *walks up to him and pulls out my arrow*  How come nobody reuses the arrows,  it's a waste to not reuse them.

James:  *while walking by*  Hey Rianna.

Hey James.   *nods*

*thinks- God he is hot, like really hot.*

Sigh.

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