*whistling a random tune whilst swinging the timekeeper around my finger*
La la la la la laaaaa la la la la laaaaaa! <<<<<SMURF THEME SONG lol
OK so who shall I bug now? *puts finger to lips while considering something*
Hmmm. James perhaps? No. Too conspicuous. Hmmmm already did Fitzy. The crew is way too boring anyway. *looks to the horizon and sees a big smoke thingy coming from an island*
FINALLY SOMETHING TO DO! Oi! Jamie Poo!
James: Don't call me that. *points at me*
Whatever. Anyway, look. *points to the smoke* It's a signal and you know who it is? That was a rhetorical question. It's Jack and Elizabeth. And right about now, Jack should be complaining about why the rum is all gone. Hmm. Yep.
James: How do you know all of this?
*shrugs casually* I know people.
WELL GO ON GO GET THEM!
*later when they come back* Took you idiots long enough! And Elizabeth, how did you even get here. You know what don't answer that. And you know what else. *whispers to her* Don't you be flirtin with my man for leverage either, else we're gonna be having some issues, and I'll need a tissue. For my issues.
*randomly breaks out singing* I I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY! I I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY! AND I KEEP HITTIN REPEAT PEAT PEAT PEAT PEAT!
GOD THAT SONG WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD. Sorry, I just had a weird compulsion to do that.
James: I hope that song wasn't directed towards me...
Get over yourself James, it's just a bloody song, geez.
*turns to Jack* YOU DITCHER! YOU DITCHED ME BACK THERE! YOU AND WILLIAM JUST LEFT ME! *slaps* Bother.
AND YOU! *to Elizabeth* I'm still working on getting you and Will together by the way.
(ME: Man, this is just like a school football game)
ANYWAY! I need something to drink, cause I need to get drunk like really bad.
*12 bottles of rum later* (ME: Yea, it takes alot to get me drunk)
*Singing 99 bottles of rum on the wall*
*James walks up to Elizabeth with a weird look on his face*
James: *about Rianna* Is she always like this?
Elizabeth: Only when she's really mad at something or has a crush. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
James: Really? *looks back over at Rianna*
Elizabeth: Oh yea, in all my however long of knowing her, that's how it goes. But don't try anything cause she will kill you in a drunken rage. *laughs* But that's not likely. *pats on back and walks away*
James: *gulp*
*meanwhile, a random crew member tries to make a move on me and I hit him where it hurts*
Good times... good times...
