Vanessa's Baby

Too loud

Not even a second after I sat down, my phone started to ring, I picked it up and it was Beck "get the fuck over here now!" He hung up right after saying that. Thinking something was wrong I immediately grabbed my keys and was at their apartment within five minutes.

I started beating on their door and yelling at them to let me in, when someone finally answered the door I walked in and almost had a heart attack!

Kate jumped out, then pretty soon everyone else did to "HAPPY WHATEVER IT IS!" Everyone screamed

"What the hell!" I yelled back.

Mom came out from behind the couch and said "we just felt like partying our asses off before all these new responsibilities come along"

I nodded trying to be serious but that didn't last long, I turned up the music and started dancing my ass off (quote from mom) I had never seen mom as drunk as she got that night, she was so drunk she started dry humping dad in the middle of the damn living room!

Kate of course couldn't get drunk but she didn't care, she still had fun by fucking with everyone else that was.

She started with Bobby, while he was in the bathroom vomiting she replaced all of the money in his wallet with dry ice, and when he was done puking everywhere he came back and saw his wallet, the worst part was when he thought he was "the chosen one".

Kate also got Cecily pretty good too, she talk her into buying ninety-four dildos along with a fucking samurai sword! By this point I was laughing so hard I almost pissed my self, Kate is the prank master when it comes to drunk people, so never ever go to the bar with her.

Everyone was having fun and dancing when Aidy accidentally pissed herself, it was one of the funniest things I had ever witnessed!

I was super tired so I just decided to tell everyone if they didn't fall asleep immediately, the wizard of OZ would murder them in their sleep, then Cecily proceeded to throw water at Keenan screaming "DIE BITCH" I love these fucking weirdos.