Vanessa's Baby

Pickles

We didn't win the flag but we still had fun that night, Lorne made me go to the store with Amy and Tina to get groceries for the week. We had to call a cab to get there, when we did Amy realized she forgot the list so we just had to wing it.

Amy grabbed almost every flavor of Oreos and a huge pack of fruit loops, Tina was actually trying to be responsible and started getting the stuff we actually needed. Amy walked over to me and I could smell weed "oh dear god" I thought.

"he- hey you, do you know where the pi-pickles are?" She pulled away from me and started looking for the pickles

"Amy why the hell do you need pickles" Tina laughed

"for the salaad" she was whispering enthusiastically and waving her arms around like a total ding-dong. 

I pointed to the isle beside her and she ran to grab a jar of pickles "which ones look good?"

"Well they all look like little dicks so..." Tina smirked

"let's just get all of them"

"what the fuck Amy" I grabbed her arm and looked her in the eye.

"hey! Don't say that word, I can tell your mom"

I just looked at her and rolled my eyes "whatever, get the damn pickles and let's go"

She grabbed like four jars of different pickles and we got the rest of the stuff and left. We got back to our place and Seth was drunk and hitting on Cecily, Kate was telling stories about Melissa Mcarthy and Kristen was correcting her every ten seconds, Keenan and Maya were singing Christmas songs and everyone else was playing Monopoly and drinking small glasses of grape juice like a bunch of fancy brittains.

The one thing I don't regret is meeting all of them.