This one is short, and just one of those 'i was bored so i messaged a random kik user' type things. I just based this off of my conversation with Ashtonsbae1 so thanks for this! Xx
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Luke: Hey, are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type ;)
Ashton: Excuse me, I don't even know you, and vice versa
Luke: Are you wifi? Cause I'm feeling a connection
Ashton: ...again, you don't know me...
Ashton: wait, i've read a book like this.....
Luke: If you're feeling down, I'll feel you up
Ashton: you don't even know my gender
Luke: Are your legs made of nutella? Because I'd love to spread them
Ashton: Ive never had nutella
Luke: Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
Ashton: you don't even know my sexuality...
Luke: Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass
Ashton: well i do have a big ass, so.....
Ashton: And no i'm from sydney
Luke: Do you live on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock
Ashton: Heard that before. And i wouldnt be living on a chicken farm, im vegetarian
Luke: Hey I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Ashton: what if i dont have one?
Luke: Hey lets play Barbie. I'll be Ken and you be the box I come in
Ashton: you clearly won't man up and tell me your name, so are you even a male?
Luke: My name is Skittles, wanna taste my rainbow
Ashton: no thanks, i dont even know your name.
Luke: Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u
Ashton: Me-n-u know who's cute? Zayn Malik
Luke: You're just like my little toe, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
Ashton: wear some proper shoes.
Luke: Do you mix concrete for a living? Cause you're making me hard
Ashton: no im a minor
Luke: Do you work at Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong
Ashton: you dont got a dick thats a foot long
Luke: I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you
Ashton: No thanks stranger
Luke: Do you work at UPS? cause I swear I saw you checking out my package
Ashton: No. I already said i'm a minor. gosh. Keep up
Luke: Are you a motorcycle? Cause I'll ride you all day
Ashton: what if i don't have a dick?
Luke: I hope you like dragons, cause I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight
Ashton: what balls?
Luke: I may not be a window repair man, but I can still fill your crack
Ashton: No. But are you an elevator, cause id go down on you
Luke: Lets play titanic. You be iceberg and I'll go down
Ashton: okay michael clifford
Luke: I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you onto the table and do you all night
Ashton: Everyone hates homework. They never do it
Luke: Hello, I'm Luke.
Ashton: Finally, you tell me your name. I'm Ashton.
Luke: I have a question for you.
Ashton: okay shoot
Luke: Are you a magician? Cause whenever I look at you everyone else disappears
Ashton: Thats actually sweet, i won't block you now
Luke: ;)
Ashton: yeah nevermind
Luke: ashton? [ERROR]
Luke: ASH?! [ERROR]
Luke: BABE? [ERROR]
Luke: ashton i dont know your middle or last name so get ur ass back here.
Luke: wait, you read it!
Luke: RESPOND
Ashton: hello
Luke: its me...
Ashton: youre done.
Luke: NO [ERROR]
Luke: ASHTON [ERROR]
Luke: FUCK ME AND THIS DAMN ERROR WONT GO AWAY
Ashton: i wont be fucking you anytime soon
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purely boredom and a regular conversation made this, go thank Savannah for this
-mikey
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