SKYARMY HIGHSCHOOL (CURRENTLY BEING EDITED)

Chapter 24= An UnderGround Maze With A UNROSSUME Sophia and A Suprise.

WENDOPEROONIES POV
    Yup. I'm in a sew under a maze. Who needs a sewer if we are in a maze? Well maybe the Underground people need it. But we are in 'HotLands'. The place is FIRE!
   Anyways. I'm starting to look around. 
"Ooh a stick!" I cheer when I found a large branch. Suddenly I see another exciting thing. "Ooh a dead girl... Wait. A DEAD GIRL!AGH!Ooh she has dat bling bling!"
    Should I take a dead girls ring and necklace? I mean it's pretty. But No- wait here is a note.

        Person Dearest Next,
   When you fall I dead son my of the Jonathan P. WinkleTon (by he goes Barney)  now has mother no husband my of works will at school high a
    Bling bling take want if. Me real care don't. Ways of any I am dead. Escape found? No escape no has one found in ever.
    Jonathan. Journal His. Back give. Please. Me going dead now.
         By Wrote Mrs. WinkleTon.

  Wow. Dat Grammar though. Anyways she seemed nice. IMMA CALL HER CAROLINA!!!
Anyways I take the note and the bling bling. I then see a small book sticking out of her pocket. I take it because she said something about Barney's Journal and stuff.
"MAX! Can you hear me?" I yell. He didn't answer. "MAX CAN YOU HEAR ME! MAX JIN ROSS ADAM ALESA SHELBY RED SOPHIA JESS!" I screamed.
No One Answered. Suddenly a Narrator *Ahem Ahem Sophia Duh She is One Ahem* Narrated The Scenario.
"YOU TRIED CALLING FOR HELP, BUT NOBODY CAME..."
    "SHUT UP SOPHIA!" I screamed.
~~~ Max's POV ~~~
"EveryOne! Stop!" Sophia screamed."I Am Hurt! ROSS SAVE ME!"
"What's wrong?" He asked.
"I GOT A PAPER CUT!" Sophia screamed,"CATCH ME ROSS!"  She then fell and Ross caught her.
    I looked at Someone and walked up to her. I then ask/whispered, "Are you feeling a little peanut butter and JELLY?"
    "No I'm Not Jelly!" Shelby replies. "SANDWICHES!" Ross screams. He then DROPS Sophia.
     "ROSS! I AM HURT I NEED MEDICAL HELP!" Sophia screamed.
     "In the head..." I whisper to Shelby. Shelby then giggles. ((Can we get a little Maxby in here? No? Okay... Shelby has too many ships))
     I then say out loud,"Sophia you are not hurt."
    "YES I AM! ROSS CARRY ME!" Sophia screamed.
"W-WHY ME!" Ross asked,"WHY NOT MAX?"
    "NO I DON'T WANT TO CARRY THAT THING!" I screamed.
     "AND YOU THINK I WANT TO?" Ross asked.
       Me and Ross argued over who had to carry her until...."SHUT UP SHE DOESN'T NEED CARRYING!" Jin yelled. "I TOOK DOCTOR-ING CLASSES LAST YEAR SO I SHOULD KNOW!"
     Oh that's the biggest lie. Ross and Adam know that but Adam doesn't want to screw over Ross and Ross doesn't want to screw himself over so they kept quiet.
      "THATS A LIE ROSS CARRY ME!" Sophia screamed.
     "N-NO ITS NOT A LIE!" Ross yelled.
"ITS NOT A LIE. JIN MAJORED IN DOCTOR-ING! HE JUST FORGOT THE NAME. ITS CALLED SCIENCE-OBLATORY INVERSTIGARIATIONS! OTHER WISE KNOWN AS S.O.I!" I lied.
    "IS THIS TRUE PEOPLE?" Sophia asked.
"I wouldn't know" Jess spoke.
"Uh well uh. OH LOOK A STAR BUCKS!" Alesa says (pointing at nothing).
   "I'll have to get back to you on that one..." Shelby spoke.
    "Don't get me involved." Red said.
"YES ITS TRUE. WE DIDN'T KNOW RED OR THE GIRLS. WE MET THIS YEAR WHEN A SPILT ALESAS MOCHA CHOCOLATE LATTÉ ALL OVER HER FAVORITE DRESS WHICH WAS RED WITH PINK AND PURPLE POLKA DOTS ON IT.  ALESA PUNCHED ME WHILE JESSICA UH INSULTED JIN FOR BEING WEAK. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY UH JOKE AROUND WITH THAT SUBJECT. NATALIE WAS FLIRTING SORT OF SINCE SHE ALWAYS FLIRTS. BARNEY WAS SITTING THERE WITH GOAT. ROSS WAS
LOOKING AT SHELBY-" Adam Spoke.
    "NO I WASN'T!" Ross yelled.
  "SHH ROSS. It's for the content." Adam spoke. Breaking the forth wall again.
   "Oh yeah. Sorry. Ahem. Just gotta turn the camera back on and. Now. OKAY FINE I MIGHT HAVE BEEN LOOKING NEAR HER." Ross spoke.
    "SHELBY WAS WATCHING DANCE YOUTUBE VIDEOS-- Buy YouTube Today On the App Store if you own a Apple iPod iPhone Or iPad. Plus if you buy YouTubeRed you have No adds. NO ADDS. So go buys those things --SINCE THATS WHAT GIRLS LIKE. THEY LIKE DANCING!" Adam finished his lie.
      "UGGGGHHHH....FINE." Sophia started. She then mumbled something that only I could hear,"I hate you Shelby. I hate you Max. I hate you Ross~Senpai."
       "OKAY CUT FOR A MINUTE!" I screamed. "DATS A CREEPY LINE!"
     "SHH ITS FOR THE CONTENT!" Author~Sama Screams. She then turns the camera back on.
      "AHEM....I hate you Ross~Senpai." Sophia whispered.

  CREE-PY. CREEPY. JUST CREEPY!
~~~|Natalie's POV|~~~
    Me and John decided to ditch the houses and go on a walk.
    "Favorite Color?" I ask him.
"Green. Favorite Animal?" He asks.
"Puppy. Favorite Drink?"
"GOATS MILK! Favorite Condiment?"
"Condiment? Uh Mayo? Favorite Food"
"Uhh. Goats Cheese. Favorite food?" He asked.
    "Mmm POTATO! Favorite Friend?" I ask. He doesn't answer. Oh No.
    "Favorite Friend....Huh... Well. I'm standing right next to her." He spoke.
ARE.YOU.KIDDING.ME.???.
    "Wait? You're serious? What about Jin Ross Max Red and Adam?" I asked.
     "Red? No. Max? A Definit No. Jin? Ehh... Ross? Meh. Adam? Sorta. You? YES YUP YEAH YAWH!" He spoke.
    The person he cares. About the most. Is me?  What. This can't be. Possible. Like--- No. This has to be impossible.
     "So Natalie. A few days ago I asked you a question..." Barney started.
OH NO!
   "Do you Like-Like Me?" He asked.
"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I spoke.
    "So you don't? I can see why. I'm weird and annoying and-" he started before I lost it. I. I kissed him. On the lips. I did it without thinking.
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SORRY ITS SHORT TODAY. But it's like 2 IN THE MORNING FOR ME. ANYWAYS. THANKS FOR READING THIS. I ENJOY SEEING THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT MY WRITING.
ANYWAYS I HAVE NO QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU CAUSE I AM TIRED SO GOOD NIGHT OR GOOD NAPPING TIME SINCE IT MIGHT BE DAY FOR YOU ANYWAYS. ILL BE WRITING SOON. BYE!