Hetalia One-Shots

UsUk : Adventuring

3.7.XX

@YaoYao: This vacation is going to be awesome! Destination #1, Mumbai! w/Ivan, Arthur and Alfred.

@Arthur_K: Spending some quality time with some good friends! w/Alfred, Yao, Ivan.

@The_Hero_Al: Y'all wishing you could come with me on my super awesome trip with my super awesome friends!! Well ha ha!! You ain't! w/Artibrows, Dumplings and Vodka.

@IvanTheBoss: Mumbaiiiii! :D w/Yao, Arthur, Alfred.

8.7.XX

@Arthur_K: So far so good! India is fascinating.

@IvanTheBoss: Got to see a lot of monkeys, they were very cute! ^^

@The_Hero_Al: I HATE THIS
PLACE THEY DON'T HAVE BEEF BURGERS! LIKE WHAT DO YOU EVEN PUT IN BURGERS THEN? MONKEY??

@YaoYao: First stop not so bad. Ivan is obsessed with the number of monkeys. Arthur keeps taking pictures of everything (he's taking more than me). Alfred keeps whining because the burgers don't have beef. All in all, I will maybe survive this trip.

9.7.XX

@The_Hero_Al: HAHA THERE ARE YAOS EVERYWHERE!! LOLOL!!!!

@Arthur_K: Made it to Bangkok safely! d(^~^)b The scenery here is breathtaking! I wish Alfred would be less of a twat and appreciate the views more...

@YaoYao: I was wrong. I will not make it. IF SOMEONE DOESN'T MAKE THE AMERICAN PIG SHUT UP I WILL SILENCE HIM MYSELF. AND FOR GOOD.

@IvanTheBoss: As I was walking through the market in Bangkok with my friends I saw a cute little kitty. I tried to pet it but it scratched me. What did I do wrong Thai kitty? :<

@YaoYao: Oh and someone please separate Arthur and Alfred... They're stuck to each other 24/7, if I see anymore of this I will kill myself with chopsticks.

18.7.XX

@IvanTheBoss: Flew all the way to the Philippines! It was a long but enjoyable flight! (The air hostess gave us tiny crackers which tasted weird but it was still ok).

@The_Hero_Al: I can't understand any of the shows they have on the airplane tv!! TAT

@YaoYao: I don't think you people understand the torture it is to spend a five hour long flight with two flirting idiots and a grown ass man who appreciates Asian cartoons a little too much.

@YaoYao: Make that two grown ass men who appreciate Asian cartoons a little too much.

@Arthur_K: We should have flown with British Airways #isthiswhatyoucallaseat??

25.7.XX

@YaoYao: Since a lot of you have been curious about the pictures we posted... Alfred bought a huge ugly purple t shirt and gave it to Arthur. Arthur strangled him with it until he turned the same color as the shirt.

@IvanTheBoss: We rode on a carriage heaved by horses along the beach in Manila, it was so fun! Alfred got swatted in the face with a horse's tail and got crud over his face. I laughed for hours.

@Arthur_K: I can't believe I'm friends with such a fool! #alfredatehorseshit

@The_Hero_Al: One word and I'm blocking all of you.

@YaoYao: THEY HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. ARTHUR WASHED ALFRED OFF WITH A NAPKIN AND I SWEAR IF IT WASN'T FOR THE SMELL OF SHIT THEY WOULD HAVE MADE OUT RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT.

2.8.XX

@The_Hero_Al: PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

@IvanTheBoss: Does anyone have money they would like to lend me? I need more to buy a collection of plush hamsters :) I know where to find most of you, so do not waste any time :)

@YaoYao: I'm crying... We were eating ramen and Alfred kept staring at Arthur... We asked him what was wrong and he said he was counting the freckles on Arthur's nose... \('д' ;) What is this?? Am I in some shitty gay soap opera? I didn't sign up for this!!

@Arthur_K: I must say... Japanese culture is... quite unique... #dontgointotheprettygirlscafe #itisnotacafe #justdont

@YaoYao: I'm sharing this because all of you are pestering me to so Arthur actually got hit on by some Japanese waitresses of some sort of weird sex cafe and Alfred totally got jealous. Like. He. Literally. Kicked. Their. Sign. And. Dragged. Arthur. Away. Muttering. Angrily. Like really.

13.7.XX

@Arthur_K: Trip is almost over! Only Russia left now! #inSimatai

@YaoYao: It's great to be back home (sort of..) excEPT WHEN TWO SHITTY LOVEBIRDS DECIDE TO SULLY YOUR SACRED TRADITIONS WITH  THEIR GOOGLY EYES ALL THE DAMN TIME. GET A ROOM.

@The_Hero_Al: DUDES! WE CAN SEE ME FROM OUTER SPACE!!

@The_Hero_Al: I was informed it was not me we could see from outer space but only the Great Wall of China...

@The_Hero_Al: I was also informed that we can not see the Great Wall of China from outer space either... :|

@YaoYao: I have bought very sharp chopsticks. If Alfred mocks me about being a short Chinese ninja again. I will stab him in the eye.

@IvanTheBoss: I tried to light up the big lamps on the Great Wall so "all of china knows I'm here" but the security grabbed me. He let me do it a while later though, after climbing back up the wall. He said China needed to know someone like me was there, I think it was a compliment! ^^

@YaoYao: Ugh. We walked like 15 miles. And the whole time. A&A kept taking pictures of each other while giggling lovingly. Ugh. UGH.

20.8.XX

@IvanTheBoss: I'm back home! Finally people can drink with me without dying after the fifth bottle!

@YaoYao: I need all the matryoshka dolls. ALL.

@Arthur_K: St. Petersburg is delightful! The architecture is a feast for the eyes! #fanciestcathedraliveeverseen

@The_Hero_Al: I saw this cute couple dancing in St. Petersburg Red Square today. Except it wasn't a couple. It was a drunken man waltzing with a sac of celery. There was no music either. Just weird old Russian man, dancing with his celery... In the middle of a plaza... At midday... Totally normal...

@YaoYao: People. People! We were walking in a farmers market and the whole time they were closer together than Arthur's eyebrows are. They're so gay OMG.

@IvanTheBoss: I caught a pigeon! :D

@Arthur_K: We were proposed roasted pigeon for dinner. No not by a crazy, weird, homeless, Russian guy. By Ivan. Our very own crazy, weird, (not homeless), Russian guy. #aretheyalllikethis??

@YaoYao: I SWEAR I SAW THEM HOLDING HANDS AT SOME POINT!!

@YaoYao: HOLY SHIT ARTHUR KISSED ALFRED ON THE CHEEK

@YaoYao: THATS IT. THEY'RE MARRIED.

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Yeah... Yao's not okay...
Headcanon that UsUk and RoChu travel together sometimes and tweet/share on the internet every little thing that happens to them. HC that Arthur is the old man on Twitter who uses too much the hashtag. And that Yao is that one friend who notices two of his friends are totally gay for each other but doesn't know how to cope with it but secretly ships it.
Poor Yao, he wanted vacation and that's not what he expected at all.