Pick Up 'Em Lines! Ch ~12~

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Pick Up Lines

561. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

562. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

563. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

564. They say dating is a number's game... So can I get your number?

565. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

566. Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

567. I was feeling a little off today, but definitely turned me on.

568. I seem to lost have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 

569. If I were a stoplight, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you longer.

570. You must be Jamacian, because Jamaican me crazy.

571. Are you a Snickers bar? 'Cause you satisfy me.

572. Be unique and different, say yes.

573. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

574. Wouldn'ty we look cute on a wedding cake together?

575. You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.

576. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

577. Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two Gods to make a Goddess.

578. Are you kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

579. Is your name Summer? Because you are hot as hell!

580. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

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