Quotes 'n' Stuff

S'more Lyrics Pt20

Campfire Songs 

1023. Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy
Giddy and foolish all day long
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on a curbstone shooting dice
The horse he slipped and fell on the flea
"Whoops," said the flea, "there's a horse on me!" 

Chorus 

Way down South where bananas grow
An ant stepped on an elephant's toe
The elephant cried with tears in his eyes
"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?" 

Chorus

Eli, Eli, he sells socks
A dollar a pair, a nickel a box
The longer you wear them the shorter they get
Throw'em in the water and they don't get wet.

Chorus

Way up North where there's ice and snow
There lived a penguin and his name was Joe
He got so tired of black and white
He wore pink pants to the dance last night!

Chorus

There was an old doctor and his name was Peck
Fell down the well and broke his neck
Served him right, he was doing wrong
Should have tended to the sick, and let the well alone.

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy
Giddy and foolish all day long
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

1024. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name, too!

Whenever I go out
The people always shout

There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

1025. The Green Grass Grew All Around
There once was a tree
(There once was a tree)
A pretty little tree
(A pretty little tree)
The prettiest little tree
(The prettiest little tree)
That you ever did see
(That you ever did see)
Oh, the tree in a hole
And the hole in the ground
And the green grass grew all around, all around
And the green grass grew all around

Now on this tree
(Now on this tree)
There was a limb
(There was a limb)
The prettiest little limb
(The prettiest little limb)
That you ever did see
(That you ever did see)

Oh, the limb on the tree,
A and the tree in a hole
And the hole in the ground
And the green grass grew all around, all around
And the green grass grew all around

Now on this limb
(Now on this limb)
There was a branch
(There was a branch)
The prettiest little branch
(The prettiest little branch)
That you ever did see
(That you ever did see)

Oh, the branch on the limb,
And the limb on the tree,
And the tree in a hole
And the hole in the ground
And the green grass grew all around, all around
And the green grass grew all around

Now on this branch
(Now on this branch)
There was a bough
(There was a bough)
The prettiest little bough
(The prettiest little bough)
That you ever did see
(That you ever did see)

Oh, the bough on the branch,
And the branch on the limb,
And the limb on the tree,
and the tree in a hole
And the hole in the ground
And the green grass grew all around, all around
And the green grass grew all around

Now on this bough
(Now on this bough)
There was a twig
(There was a twig)
The prettiest little twig
(The prettiest little twig)
That you ever did see
(That you ever did see)