1186. Dude you should stop drinking...
Why?
Remember last night?
Yeah, but I wasn't really drunk...
DUDE U ALMOST JUMP DOWN FROM THE 15TH FLOOR SINGING I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!
1187. Mom
Hey guess what?
WHAT!
I am pregnant
Are you smoking pot again
Yeah how did you know?
Ur a boy
1188. FRIEND
Hey dude do ya want to come and hangover
Cant im grounded
Wat did u do?
I got in a fight with my mom and she yelled " son of a bitch! " then I shouted " HELL YES I AM "
Nice going bro
1189. bf
Babey I love u so mutch.
I love you too. I love you so much that I am going to correct your spelling for you. Baby* You* Much*
Babey you no english is my second language I hat bein corrected,
Baby* Know* Hate* Being*
Fucking stop it. I love you but really?
I love getting you mad, when you're angry ,you can actually spell
1190. What do you mean, what happened?!?
I shook my cock too hard and it exploded and now it's all over the floor
I'm at work Jack, this isn't funny. Call your dad
Oh shit!! I meant Coke. It exploded when I opened it!!!
1191. Friend
I couldn't have been that drunk!
Umm dude you made me drive you to the library..
Wk? So, what's wrong with that?
When we went in you grabbed a book and threw it at the librarian, screaming " YOU HAVE JUST BEEN FACEBOOKED"
Oh...
Yeah!!
1192. Mom
Mom, I got an A on my test!
Wtf!
Mom..wtf doesn't mean well that's fantastic.
I know. Wtf...you're an idiot, how'd you get an A?
1193. Mike
Babe, I want you to know I'm the type of girl that's dtc, not dtf
Dtc?
Down to cuddle!
Damn, I thought you meant down to cook, or down to clean. -___- I got excited!
Bye.
1194. My baby<3
i think about something every day and every night, guess that it is.
what?
you.
really?
no, lol. It's food.
1195.
I need a blowjob
OMG! NEW JOB!
Stupid auto correct
I mean I could go for that too
You know you are texting your mother?
1196.
When someone you hate texts you
Hey
Not today satan
1197. Morning
Evening - May 21st 3:14am
Afternoon - May 24th 2:31pm
Evening - Jun 5th 10:42pm
Evening - Jun 9th 3:56pm
Evening - Jun 14th 5:13pm
Morning - Jun 25th 7:31am
Afternoon - Jul 1st 4:13pm
Hi Mark. Thank you for your regular reminders about the time of day. I'm pleased to be able to inform you that I now own a clock and won't need your updates anymore. Thanks, Emily.
How r u
1198. When your crush says something funny
Hahahahahaahahahhahahahahavesexwithmehahahahaha
1199. Lmaoo
Do you like anyone?
Yeah, you
ummmm I have a boyfriend..
Yeah, you? **
Ohhhhhh lol
1200. Let me ask my mom for permissions
........
If someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they'll leave you alone
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Here is last weeks update, sorry it was late!
And also I am updating a special Christmas chapter:) and then a chapter for this week.
Thanks for reading!
-Sammy
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