One more exam to do on Monday! And it is the easiest exam to me since it's french.
Anyway, here's the early updated chapter you've been waiting for!
Thank you so much for over one thousand reads!
-Sammy
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882. Dad
Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Dad
Dad
Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth
883. I wonder what my boyfriend is doing for me on V-Day
Lol, what do you want him to do...I got a poem for you though
Lol, anything to make me happy =) ...tell me the poem
Roses are red, Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you!
884. bestiee (:
IM SEXYier than you AND i KNOW IT
To the windowwwwwww
(._.)
to the walllllllllll
(/._.)/
Toniiiiiiiiiiiiiight
we are youngggggggg
Dude respond to me or this will never end
Aiiiiiight... Time to recite lyrics to Justin Beiber Songs....
IM HERE! IM HERE! PLEASE DONT DO THAT TO ME!! IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
885. Jillian
omgomgomg the cops are here and my neighbor is getting arrested for something
OMG for what???
I don't know yet, but he's cuffed and the cop read him his banana rights so it sounds serious
His BANANA RIGHTS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAoh my goddddd I am dying
"you have the right to a banana. If you can't afford one, a really crappy one will be provided to you."
lol oops
886. Oh sweet! Ok. What do you want?
2 hash browns and ketchup and small bj please
On!
Bj!
Orange juice
OooooohJay!
HaHaHa.
So going on the Internet.
887. Goodmorning beautiful
Awww, goodmorning, you're so sweet!
My fault, I meant to send that to someone else
Wellll, okay, what's wrong with telling someone goodmorning?
Lying
you not lying it is a good morning
yea but you're not beautiful
888. Yayy!!
1 more beer then we're lesbian
Autocorrect!!!!! Haha!! Leaving!!!!
889. Haha okay, whatever floats your goat.
My goat does not float. He sinks with the sphinx. The sphinx is so inanimate, So it isn't adamant about floating like a goat that does not float.
Keep studying.
Fine don't appreciate my raping skills.
o.o o.o o.o o.o o.o o.o
rapping
That's going on Facebook.
890. Dad
You want us to cook anythign special for Easter supper?
i will eat any damn thing
but your mom and i have not stopped talking about your dick since we ahd it at Christmas
so juicy
Juicy Easter dick. Got it.
Wow. I'm afraid to ask what you want for dessert.
891. Knock knock
whos there babe?
Single
Single who?
Single you.
Real funny babe. .
... Not a joke just didn't wanna be too harsh on you.
You fucking heartless asshole.
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