955. I went paintballin today.... it sucked
Why?
I got hit in the dick 3 times from paintballs
Howd they hit such a small target?
I hate you.....
956. Dude... You were soooo drunk last night!
No I wasn't
You tried to paint my dog blue and shouted DO YOU SEE A CLUE while pointing to a blue stain on the carpet.
Actually, I was sober. I remember that vividly.
I need new friends
957. PISSED OFF GIRLFRIENDS
Baby
What
Imy
Ok
Are you mad at me???
No
Seems like it
Oh
BE LIKE
958. Showing Mum who the boss is.
I expect you home by 10
Fuck off ill come home when I want to, u cant control me now im 12
959. I love you.
Wow, you rarely tell me that.
I would rather say 'I love you.' just once and truly mean it than say it a thousand times and never mean it even once.
960. Oppa <333
I like someone
Who
I can't tell you :3!
Why not
You know him :P
Tell me
Do you have a mirror :3?
Haha babe don't ever do that
Why?
Haha i was like wtf ima have to kill a nigga
961. It's 1:53 am and I love you
It's 1:54 am and I love you
It's 1:55 am and I love you
It's 1:56 am and I'm trying to sleep shut the fuck up
962. Everyone thinks you suck
I think you have a wrong number
James?
Nope. Andrew
well you probably suck too
963. Dad
Will you come get me?
omg
Dad please, it's raining.
omg
DAD
omg
I'm going to tell mom
omg no
964. Cole
What are you doing?
Laying in bed
Mmm... Just laying in bed? Nothing else..?
im eating cereal
Haha nice
What would you do if I was in bed next to you?
eat my cereal
Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there
then id get out of bed and go get cereal
965. can i copy your homework
i got all the answers wrong.
is that what I asked you
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