869. Who's this?
Why
Are you a boy or girlll
im a grill
What's yourr name? :)
George foreman
I thought you were a girl?
no, im a grill
Oh
870. Do you want to come over?
Naw sorry I have a date tonight
Awwww, with who girl?
With my bed...we're totally going to sleep together
871. baby can you come over and cheer me up? I'm on my period ugh!
You think having a period is hard? Try being on a 24 killsteak on Call Of Duty with itchy balls.
872. On Omegle...
Got boobs?
Hi
I do
Nice, what size?
B cup
Cool
Yeah
You happy with 'em?
Not really
How come?
I'm a guy...
Stranger has Disconnected.
873. Dad
How is practice going?
Terrible I want to stab everybody here
Okay just don't get any blood on your clothes
You're a police officer you shouldn't be condoning this
Don't tell me how to live my life
874. Daniel
Are you throwing stones at my window? You can just use your phone
Oh sorry, you're right
Did you just throw your phone at my window?!
...possibly...
875. Youre beautiful. <3
It's spelled your* and um ya thirsty b
I'm thirsty giving you a compliment? And no it's not, youy for r is for ownership. Like your attitude. You're is used for like you're ugly now because you're stuck up. Feel me?
876. Quote From Man Stabbed
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
877. Steve
tell me a bed time story
One time when i was like 14 i had too much caffeine so i had to shit real bad and this shit was like so big it ripped my asshole and was literally to big to flush so i broke it apart with a butter knife from my friends kitchen cuz i was staying the night at his house and didn't want to break the toilet and then the next morning my friend told me he tried to suck his own dick while i was sleeping
878. On omegle...
Stranger: hi im looking for a mature woman? :)
You: hold on ill get my mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
879. I hit a tree
WHAT?
Are you okay?
Or should I say oaky?
Haha
Sorry
But actually
880. Well im grounded
What the heck did u do this time?
My mom asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at me...
I ran away screaming 'Master has presented dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!
LOL I have taught u well my little house elf :)
881. Can I tell you a secret?
Of course you can.
I love you.
Can I tell you secret?
Sure.
I've always hated you.
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And that is that, sorry it's late. Exams are nest week and I've been swamped with homework.
Sooo, I might have to update a week later thanks to school. :/
Ahh well, thanks for reading!
-Sammy
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