Quotes 'n' Stuff

Funny Lyrics Pt10

Funny/Stupid Lyrics

489. Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who’s been kicked in the head
Checked out my mail there was letter that read
Love for sale, love for sale

490. I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
You can’t catch a fish if you ain’t got the hook
Love for sale, love for sale

491. Send up a signal throw me a line
Somebody explain ” this funny Valentine”
It might not be legal but it sure ain’t a crime
I’m one step from crazy and two steps behind

492. I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
I’ve tried the Dating Game I haven’t found her yet
I’m hoping that she’s looking like a Penthouse Pet
Love for sale, love for sale-Bon Jovi, Love for Sale

493. I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me

494. I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

495. And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing

496. I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

497. I’m too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
....
And I’m too sexy for this song-Right Said Fred, Too Sexy

498. Make love like a man
I’m a man
That’s what I am, uh!

All you girls ’round the world
Lookin’ for a guy who’s a real go getter
Every guy grab a girl
Love her like a man, make her feel a lot better

Everybody
You want it – I’m the one
I got it – I’m Mr. Fun
You need it – I’m Captain Cool, yeah
Come get it – And I’ve come for you C’mon

Don’t call me Gigolo
Don’t call me Cassanova
Just call me on the phone
And baby come on over
When you need someone
When you need someone to. . .

Make love like a man
I’m a man-Def Leppard, Make Love like a Man

499. Me not working hard?
Yea, right!
Picture that with a Kodak
And, better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak.-Pitbull, Give me Everything

500!. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday-Black Eyed Peas, I Gotta Feeling

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
501. Chinese food makes me sick-L.F.O, Summer Girls

502. You a stupid hoe
You a
You a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)-Nicki Minaj, Stupid Hoe incase that wasn't obvious ._.

503. Bitches suck my dick because I look like J.K. Rowling-Lil B, Wonton Soup

504. I’mma make you my bitch
Cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake-Rihanna, Birthday Cake

505. Lightning crashes, a new mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor-Live, Lightning Crashes

506. “Someday I’ll find a love like yours
She’ll think I’m Superman, not SuperMinivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?-Train, 50 Ways to Say Goodbye

507. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right?
Cause I’ve been tryna work it out-Rihanna ft. Drake, What's My Name?

508. I kick plenty of ass so call me an astronaut.-Dr. Dre, Keep Their Headz Ringin'

509. She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty-2 Chainz, Birthday Song

510. If the light is off, then it isn't on-Hilary Duff, So Yesterday

511. Shorty just text me, says she want to sex me
LOL smiley face
LOL smiley face-Trey Songz, LOL Smiley Face