Almost 100 reads!! Thank you so much! This means a lot to me!!!
I've decided to add some Insults to this book. It could use a little something more than lyrics since I've run out of those. Lyrics will still be on here, though. It'll just be Quotes, Insults, and then Lyrics.
Sooo enjoy!!
~Sammy
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Funny Insults
601. Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So is your dad's condom.
602. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
603. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
604. You're just mad because your mom has a bigger dick than you.
605. You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.
606. Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
607. Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
608. You must be born on a highway, that's where most accidents happen.
609. I'd slap you, but that'd be animal abuse.
610. Shock me, say something intelligent.
611. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it's working!
612. My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
613. Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
614. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you later?
615. Insult: You suck!
Comeback: And you swallow.
616. Insult: You're a failure.
Comeback: So is your mom's abortion.
617. At least when I do a handstand my stomache doesn't hit me in the face.
619. (When someone insults you)
Man, I bet you were up all night thinking of that one.
620. Yo momma's so fat, she downloaded cheats for Wii Fit.
621. Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
But what the hell happened to you?
622. Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet, not in your bra.
623. If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
624. I called your boyfriend gay. He hit me with his purse...
625. Oh, I'm a whore too, and by the way, your mom says hi.
626. Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs
Don't let guys get between your legs
They say you're cute
They say you're fine
Nine months later they say "Not mine"
627. You're just mad because your Tampon's in too far.
628. You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
629. Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they can't laugh either!
630. You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
632. You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!
633. Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke.
634. I've been called worse by better.
635. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privliage!
636. There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
637. Insult: You're just jealous.
Comeback: Yes, of people that don't know you.
638. I would shove my foot up your ass, but you'd enjoy it.
639. I thought bras are meant for boobs, not tissues.
640. Roses are red
Violets are black
Why is your chest
As flat as your back?
641. Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
You: No, you do it.
Bully: I already am.
You: No, your ass (Point to their face) is right there.
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(October 14th 2014: Sorry for the long chapters, and the long ones after tthis, but I have shorten them big time. Anyway, could you do me a favour and check to see if I messed up any of the numbers? Just comment on the chapter that has the mistake(s), thank you:))
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