1171. omegle.com
Hi m f
Knock knock
Who's there
Diso
Disco who
Disconnected
You have disconnected.
1172. How to bargain with your parents
What's for dinner?
Sausage
Pasta?
No
Oh
Pasta tho
No
Ok
1173. Dude when I'm with you I just get good vibes. Like I'm comfortable around you
You're like home
1174. I mean like
You suck sometimes
But I'd do anything for you
1175. Can we have ohone sex?
No, I'm on virgin mobile sorry
1176. But I can't live without you
Then die. (this would so be me..)
1177. I need space
Nah
Anyways wyd
1178. I miss you
Of course you do
1179. Sleep good ;)
You know I hate when people use adjectives in places where they should use adverbs, don't you? -.-
SLEEP WELL YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE FUCKSTICK
1180. Kember
Your name sounds like what a deaf lumberjack would shout.
Thanks asshole.
1181. Okay
Okay
Okay
OMG stop flirting with me
1182. Pour sprite into my asshole
I'm straight Josh
I'll pour monster
1183. Did you wanna get Chipotle?
but you don't like chipotle
But I like you
1184. Mom
Hey honey
Hi mom
What's up?
I'm thinking of getting twitter.
The Dating site?
What? No. Don't you have twitter?
No mom, twitter is a dating site used primarily by prostitues
Oh then never mind I'm not getting a twitter.
1185. What happends whe nu put nutella on salmon
u get salmonella
ha ha haha
Were not friends anymore
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Thanks for reading!
-Sammy
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