753. You're nothing more than a bucket to cum it.
754. The only thing shorter than your dick is the line of trick-or-treaters outside Casey Anthony's house.
755. Of 350 million sperm, how were you the fastest?
756. I bet your mother had wished she swallowed you.
757. If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
758. Douchenozzle.
759. When you were being born, somebody looked at your mother and said, "Hey, look at that cunt coming out of a cunt's cunt."
760. If you want a comeback, you're gonna have to scrape it off your mother's teeth.
761. Go suck on a used colostomy bag.
762. I wish we were better strangers.
763. Dicknipple.
764. Your mother has two cunts, and you're one of them.
765. Suck a bag of dick's.
766. What small animal crawled up your ass and died?
767. You look like a before picture.
768. Dickweed.
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There ya go!
Annnndddd I think I'll do another!
Hope you liked the insults, Cum Dumpster ;)
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