Pick up lines Part 5

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917. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

918. Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

919. There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

920. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

921. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

922. Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

923. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

924. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

925. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

926. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

927. Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.

928. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

929. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

930. You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

931. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

932. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

933. Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

934. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

935. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

936. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

937. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

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