Quotes 'n' Stuff

"Dude You Were So Drunk Lastnight..." Pt 27

1235. Mmmm I wanna cookies so yummys
I domt like the music you like is noo fin
Oh no is late okay I'm very very sorryy
Oh no is late okay I'm very very sorryy
          Lol you wouldn't happen to be drunk would you? 

1236. I wasn't even that drunk 
Dude, you threw a tennis ball at my gecko and said "Chizard, I choose YOU"

1237. I wasn't that drunk 
          Dude, you put my hamster in his hamster ball and threw it at the wall saying "Pikachu! I choose you!" You're lucky he's still alive. 
Seriously?! 
          No 
Oh thank God 
          He's dead 

1238. Haha you were soooo drunk last night 
          What??? No I wasn't! 
Dude you ran up to this huge biker guy with a beard and shouted "hagrid!! you're real!" 
          Oh shit. what did he do? 
Hugged you. 
          Ah. that explains the faint scent of smoke on my jacket. 

1239. Matt 
Hey! 
          Don't talk to me anymore. 
Why? 
          Last night you were so drunk you put my Mac Book into the microwave and poured cheese all over it. 
Really?!? 
          Yeah. You said you were making "Mac and cheese." 

1240. What are you talking about? I wasn't THAT drunk 
You almost got in a fist fight with Tyler
          Really? Why? 
I guess something about him being "Team Jacob" 
          lol I haven't even read "Twilight" 
You showed us your copies of the books
          Crap 

1241. Dude how drunk was I last night?
          Well, at one point I convinced you to try and bite your own nose..... 
Then what happened?
          You were rolling around on the floor screaming "ITS GETTING AWAY ITS GETTING AWAY!!!!!" 
I hate you more than words can express.... 

1242. Dude you were SO drunk last night at the party. 
          No I wasn't 
O ya, u called a taxi to take u home 
          So I dont want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving 
The party was at ur house 
          ....... 

1243. I wasn't that drunk man 
You ran into a brick wall screaming "I need to get to platform 9 and 3/4!!!! we'll miss the train." 
          Oh shit really? 

1244. Omg I love you
          Omg your drunk. Go home! 
How is me saying I love u a sign of me being drunk
          It's not. the omg is 
Lol shushy lol 

1245. Alright next weekend then? 
          You make it home ok? 
          Ya somehow... Had a little to drink last night. How was the rest of yours?
          Shit sorry haha just realized that was my own text