Pick up lines Part 8

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1086. I must be Lightning McQueen because you've got my heart racing.

1087. I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

1088. Do you have the Mirror Shield? Because I can really see myself in your tunic.

1089. Are you a Deku Nut? Because you're stunning me.

1090. Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.

1091. I'm like a zombie and you're like the sun - you light me on fire!

1092. I'd catch a grenade for you... it's ok, I've got FlakJacket pro!

1093. How many COD points does it take to unlock you?

1094. I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

1095. I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.

1096. Do you like yoga? If you do, then Yoganna LOVE me!

1097. That's a nice pair of yoga pants... can I talk you out of them?

1098. Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!

1099. You are the Lily to my Valley.

1100!. Girl, you look like you were created by Cinna himself.

1101. We could fall in love... or I could kill you.

1102. Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.

1103. Are you the ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you.

1104. You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.

1105. When I get sad, I stop being sad.. and I be awesome instead. True Story.

1107. A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart.

1108. I won't blink cause baby, you're a weeping angel.

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Okay, so if you got a ton of notifications about this book updating, I only updated the number listings because I wanted to see how many quotes I had done, and so it would be easily seperated. 

Sorry if you did get a lot of notifcations...

And to clear up the pick up lines thing, these aren't new, I took that long ass pick up lines chapter and split it into sections. I mean who would wanna read a chapter that long about pick up lines? You all probably skipped over the end of that chapter because you didn't want to read it anymore, I've been there before:p so yeah.

Thanks for reading! :)

-Sammy

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