642. Any similarity between you and human is purely coincidental.
643. Are you always that stupid, or is today a special occassion?
644. Don't think, it may spray in your brain.
645. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
646. Is your nane Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
647. You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
648. There is no vaccine against stupidity.
649. I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
650. I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it.
651. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
652. Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
653. Don't you need a lisence to be that ugly?
654. Go ahead, tell them everything you know. That'll take only 10 seconds.
655. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
656. Have you ever considered suing your brain for being non-supportive?
657. When you go to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
658. In the dictonary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
659. Is your name Amazon? You're so wide at the mouth.
660. Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
661. If I told you I had a peice of dirt in my eye, would you move?
662. Look, don't go to a mind-reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
663. I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
664. You tell enough white lies to ice a cake.
665. I hear the only place you're invited is outside.
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