I'm counting this as an Insult category because I can, and I don't want too many categories.
K, let's begin!
769. Walk up to a group and ask, "Who here has low standards?"
770. You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
771. Hey baby, wanna make a big mistake? That pick up line was a mistake! Booyah!
772. Say baby, you're pretty, I'm pretty. What do you say we go back to my place and we can stare at each other for a while?
773. Hi! My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself. Bad idea x_x
774. Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my tummy makes me want to take you out.
775. Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd b a FINE-apple! Love this(:
776. Point to your biceps. "Do you know how I got these guns? Lifting children out of poverty."
777. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Old, oh so old.
778. Do you want to go halfties on a bastard child?
779. There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
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Some of these are actually pretty decent. I recommend you use 4 of these. :D
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