Wattpad Block Party - Winter Edition III

nonfictionsim Presents: An Interview With The Five Stages Cast

An Interview With The Five Stages Cast

Hi There,

So, you either clicked on this update for one of the following reasons, in order of probability:

1. You're taking part in the Block Party too and feel obliged to read this.

2. You're binge reading everything.

3. You accidentally clicked on this.

500. You actually read my book.

∞. You follow me and think I'm cool so you read this.

If you don't know me, hi - I'm Sim. An irrelevant author whose username you've probably seen in a lot of places but don't really know. To give you a brief backstory: I wrote some really bad books a while ago. Of course, Wattpad being Wattpad, they blew up. I deleted them and began writing stuff I said I liked. Only to conclude that I actually hate and should give up writing all together. But, as I heard at Wattcon from Bella Higgin - allow yourself to write shit because you can fix that, you can't fix a blank page.

I'm also another #2 cursed author. #2 in Teen Fiction, #2 in Humor (it's humoUr by the way), #2 Romance, #2 Short Story and #2 ChickLit. Most of those happened to my old stories whilst I currently flop. But I'll repeat it all again to pretend I'm actually relevant.

And I won a Watty. See: relevant. That's all I want, the tag so I can pretend to be cool for once.

Just ignore my growth and pretend I didn't hit 50k 10 months ago and now have 53k.

Pfft: Who told you that?

All jokes aside, I truly am honoured to be involved in this block party (thank you Kelly!) and for every follower/read I get.

The trailer linked is also a really stupid thing I made when I was bored and if I had tried harder could've made more cinematic, but, you know, it's decent.

This is also the most unprofessional thing I've done. So, enjoy!

I'm also doing a giveaway where you can become a character in my upcoming novel Sparks Fly! So, head over to Kelly's profile (after reading this) and check out all the info to enter.

But, without further ado, what my readers (if they exist) are waiting for:

IT'S TIME FOR THE FIVE STAGES Q&A!

These will all be answered in an interview format, the interviewer, well, being me.

The answers are set around the chapter 24 period.

Interviewer: Hi.

Harper: Hey.

Interviewer: So, Harper, what is your favourite subject in school?

Harper: English. I like Mr. Nevis.

Luke: She likes it because I'm in it, obviously. She's just too embarrassed to admit it.

[Harper eye-roll]

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Interviewer: How old were you when you found out Santa was real?

Harper: I always knew he wasn't, obviously. Hello, I'm not an idiot. He would've combusted at the speeds he moved at.

Interviewer: Take this seriously or I'll be kicking you out.

Harper: Fine: fifteen.

[Whole room laughs]

Interviewer: Got a question for you again Harper. When did you know you had feelings for Luke?