Middle of the Week Motivation

The Voices in Your Head

Authors Note - Oneshot #50
I know these aren't usually in this book but, hey, this is Oneshot 50! (Yay! -A) That's crazy to think about. We've written 50 oneshots. That blows my mind. I'm not sure whether I feel like I've written more or less. (Same -A) It's been fun though. I've certainly enjoyed every second of it. And, what, I think Wattpad caps story's at a tops of 200 chapters, so we're a fourth of the way there. I guess when we run out of this book, we'll start another XD. (Yiiiiiis -A) Anyway, thanks for sticking with us through this crazy words book, and I hoped you like all the ones that have yet to be written. And as always, I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES... In the next video!!

All in all, Buh-Bye!!
Peace! -A

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"Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welco-" Jack growled, cutting himself short as his voice cracked. "Welcome." He repeated, teasing himself by making his voice crack again. "Ugh." He groaned, rubbing his throat. "My voice is shot prepping for Pax." He continued, talking to no one in particular. "You think you could help me out?"

One might think he was talking to Robin, his editor, asking to help with his fantastic editing skills, but he wasn't. He got a groan in response to his question. "Nooooo...." the voice whined from his head. "Just cause your pesky human voice is failing doesn't mean I'm gonna lend you some of mine."

"Oh, come one Anti," Jack bantered back. "You have thousands to choose from."

"Yeah but it's not like I have a little box labeled 'Jack's Voice' laying around up here." Anti shot back.

"Oh come Anti, I know you can whip up something real quick."

"Not doing it." Anti said defiantly, crossing his arms across his chest.

"Come on...." Jack whined pitifully, walking over to the bathroom. He looked in the mirror, giving puppy eyes to Anti who looked back at him as his reflection.

"No, don't you... No, don't do it... No..." Anti sighed, growling slightly and Jack smiled in victory. "Fine."

Jack walked back out to his recording area, Anti sassing him from his head. "Top of the morning to ya laddies," Anti's voice rang out from his head, the glitchy unevenness of it filling the open air.

"Don't make fun of me." Jack teased, His voice clashing with Anti's.

"Fine," Anti replied back. "But what game are you playing anyway?"

"Uh..." Jack pointed at the screen where the title of the game that was flashing on the screen. "Night in the Woods."

Anti groaned once more. "That requires even more voices."

"Umm... yeah. Sorry."

"Ugh, you're lucky I live in your head, or I would've killed you by now."

"Technically you already have once." Jack pointed out, referring back to the "Say Goodbye" video they recorded last Halloween.

"Oh yeah," Anti giggle slightly, his laughter turning a bit maniacal towards the end. "That was fun."

"Should I be offended by that?"

Anti shook his head. "Nah, not at all. You are, however, gonna have to edit this all out later before you send it to Robin."

Jack's eyes widened as he looked at the camera who had been recording them the whole time. "Fuuuuu.... ck" Jack whined. Anti giggled. "I hate you, you know."

Anti chuckled as he gathered different tones and pitches of  voices that floated around in Jack's head, preparing for the video that lay ahead. "Love you too."