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shall we skate ; haikyuu

; and here is the long-awaited skate chapter + with a hint of tea

they sat down on the benches and began tying the skates as jam and zan shoved the bags into the locker.

"does anyone know how to wear this?" qq asked as she studied her skates and tugging on the laces.

"here, i'll help you," zarrin said, scooting over to qq, tying the laces.

everyone began to stand up as zan and jam closed the locker door and tea slipped on her yuri katsuki jacket and fake glasses.

"let's go!" qq exclaimed, trying to pull hinata along as he stumbled to stand up.

as the entourage got into the rink, tea, sarah, zan and shanz held on to the railings for dear life while qq, jam and zarrin glided across the ice. the boys held onto each other, trying not to fall.

"ha, gaaaaayyy!" qq shouted with her hands cupped round her mouth like a megaphone at the group of obviously homosexual males.

daichi shot her a death glare and began wobbling again which made him grab onto akaashi, who held on tight onto daichi.

"who among us can skate?" zan asked.

"me, qq and jam," zarrin answered, skating over to hold tea steady as she wobbled on the ice.

"we should probably look after them," jam said, "just in case they slip and fall."

"okay, qq can take kags, hinata and shanz, jam will take daichi, zan, sarah and yams, i'll take tea, akaashi, and kuroo!" zarrin said, linking arms with tea as tea quickly clutched both hands onto zarrin's arm for dear life.

and so it began, where the three girls were trying not to die while teaching them.

"i think i got it!" shanz announced excitedly as she began to "skate" away from the metal bar she was holding on to.

"uwoah!" hinata exclaimed.

she skated up to qq and grabbed hold of her arm, saying, "i did it!"

"i guess," qq said.

"we should probably get them away from the side now," shanz said, wobbling forward to grab hinata.

she pulled him away from the side, causing the sunshine-like male to panic.

"i can't skate!" he wailed.

"and i can't really either," she said, "but we will be able to do it!"

"okay, kags, let go of the side and walk over to us," qq said.

"n-no!" he yelled, "i'll fall, dumbass!"

"you'll be able to get up," she said, sticking a hand out to grab his arm, "now come on."

slowly, he let go of the side and scooted over to qq, grabbing her arm tightly.

"there you go," she said, patting his arm.

meanwhile, the famous "yuri katsuki" was still holding on to the side before giving up to use the metal bars that acted as support for the little kids on ice.

akaashi watched her zoom across the ice as zarrin cheered and kuroo watched.

suddenly, her foot slipped and there she went, down onto the ice.

"tea-san! are you okay?" the ravenette asked, rushing over but falling as well.

"yeah," she answered as the both of them tried to stand.

"akaashi managed to skate for a while before falling, so, technically, he can skate now?" zarrin said as they stood up with tea clinging onto akaashi, though it sounded more like a question than a statement.

akaashi grabbed her hand and led her across the ice slowly, letting her try and figure out how to skate.

at the other side of the rink, sarah had managed to figure out how to skate, leaving jam's tutoring class and going round the rink. that is, until jam called her back to help yamaguchi.

she held his hand and dragged him across the ice slowly as he tried to catch on, but obviously not paying much attention as, obviously, sarah was the one holding his hand.

after a while, qq left kageyama to "die" with daichi and zan before skating round and round the rink with jam, what they liked to call "pair sket". then they "interviewed" the famous "yuri katsuki" and got too high, giggling a lot and being huge public nuisances in general.

shanz managed to get a kind lady to take a group picture of them, then the girls and guys separated, and the trash fam.

after another few minutes, those who couldn't skate decided to have a little break and take selfies, with and without the dog filter.

qq and jam skated over, and the girls began to ramble on about "a silent voice", how ishida was such a precious bean, while the guys just sat down to chill. then, jam began to poke qq's cheeks while filming.

"oh my god it's so squishy!" she exclaimed, before ending the video to use both hands to poke her cheeks. shanz joined in the fun and began poking.

"it's! so! squishy!" they yelled, poking and lightly pinching her cheeks.

kageyama stood at the side and eyed them.

"oi, kageyama, why are you glaring at them?" hinata asked as he held his weight up against the sides, trying not to fall over.

"hah? what did you just say?!" kageyama yelled, his glare fixated onto the ball of sunshine, who held his arms up in defence.

"stop fighting, you two!" daichi yelled.

"mm sum good shit right there if i do say so myself," qq said as sarah began eyeing them with the familiar fujoshi face overtaking.

"and you two! stop shipping yaoi!" daichi yelled, turning his glare to them as kageyama was being held back by akaashi.

even when being a failure at skating, daichi is the ultimate dad out there to take care of all his children.

word count ; 927
date published ; 080817

a/n ; lmao this was half-assed i'm sorry