otp

matchmaking ; haikyuu

ships ; keirissa + kagehina ?? + kimshi + tadarah + keivan

everyone was seated in a circle, as though preparing for a ritual. the girls were seated on one side, the guys on another.

suddenly, shanz's eyes sparkled, an idea had struck her mind, and she was ready to carry it out.

"mom, gimme your hand," shanz said, leaning over.

"okay?" tea said uncertainly, strecthing her hand out.

grinning like a psycho, shanz grabbed tea's hand. standing up, she pulled tea along with her. then, she walked over to the other end of the circle and grabbed akaashi's hand. she linked their arms together and said, "you're officially married!"

it took a while for the information to settle into their minds.

"what?!" tea yelled, untangling her hand from the ravenette's, jumping back in surprise.

akaashi's face burned as he retracted his arm quickly before giving a small bow and saying, "s-sorry, tea-san."

the two (who were now a married couple) turned and returned to their seats.

"oH mY gOd iT's mY tUrN!" qq yelled, standing up.

she lunged forward to hinata and grabbed his hand, pulling him up.

"e-eeehhhh?!?!" he yelled.

a wide grin spread out on her face as she grabbed her next victim. kageyama.

quickly, she interlocked their hands.

"aNd nOw tHiS sHiP iS mArRiEd aNd iS cAnNoN," qq yelled.

"yeS," sarah yelled from her corner of the circle.

"what the hell?!" kageyama yelled, pulling his hand away from hinata, who was equally grossed out, "why the hell would i like hinata dumbass?"

"and i don't even like bakageyama!" hinata yelled, sticking out his tongue at the taller male, who was glaring at him.

"stOp ruining my fantasies!" qq yelled, pushing them together again.

"eW nO!" kageyama yelled, spinning out of her grasp.

hinata screamed and jumped out of the way, hiding behind sugawara.

"nO!" van yelled, "go hide behind shanz!"

"and qq, i thought you like kags," zan said.

"let's face it, he's gayer for hinata," qq said with a grin.

suddenly, van stood up and grabbed kimberly and sugawara, pushing them together.

"now my life is complete," van said with a huge grin on her face.

the two blushed and slowly backed away.

"don't you two act like tsunderes!" van yelled, pushing them together again.

"o-oi!" kimberly yelled, centimetres away from slapping van on the shoulder as her face burned.

"missed me!" van teased, jumping back to her place in the circle.

a smirk found its way to tsukishima's lips as he crawled forward, grabbing yamaguchi's hand.

"e-ehh? tsukki?" yamaguchi said.

he obviously knew where this was going.

tsukishima pushed him towards sarah, causing the freckled boy to tumble on top of her.

"ow!"

"s-sorry!"

sarah opened her eyes. and then widened them.

he was straddling her.

her face reddened as she coughed, "yams..."

his eyes widened as his cheeks turned bright red. he jumped up and yelled while bowing furiously, "i-i'm s-s-sorry!"

van smirked and gave tsukishima a high-five.

"now that was probably the only few decent things you've done," she remarked.

"tch," was all the blonde giant said before sitting back down.

word count ; 507
date published ; 070717

a/n ; omG the date haha i love ;; also this was rather rushed, messy and anti-climatic whOops