I Don't Do Weddings

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Part 2 - Wedding Night Romance

His accidental bleep brought confusion over the crowd, earning curious raised eyebrows from them

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His accidental bleep brought confusion over the crowd, earning curious raised eyebrows from them. Yoongi clears his throat and glances back at the creased paper. The words he scribbled now looked like a mess of uncoordinated ants running around. He dares himself to look back up and finds himself staring back at the boy standing by the 3-tiered wedding cake. Before he can look away, the pink-haired boy gives him a thumbs up and a bigger smile.

And suddenly, everything was okay. Yoongi swears - to the grave - that he wasn't the type to fall head over heels for someone just by having a staring contest. But there was something about having the harsh spotlight on him that made him vulnerable and susceptible to things he found absurd. And at this moment, it was falling for this boy's smile. But on the positive side of things, it did give him a sense of courage to start his speech.

"So, you got married," Yoongi sighed dramatically as he looks to Namjoon, earning chortles from the crowd. "I'll be honest here, you're seriously putting a lot of pressure on your friends Joon. After this night, I'm going to get calls from my mother and aunts, asking me when I'm going to get started."

Namjoon gives him a sarcastic shrug and blows a big kiss before he goes back to wrapping his arm around Jin.

"Um," he started nervously. "I'm really bad at this so forgive me if I start to weep in front of everyone. Not because I'll get emotional but because I'm socially inept and this kind of thing makes me want to cry in a ball on the floor."

He gained confidence when the guests started laughing along to his jokes. To them they were jokes, but he was just being frank and sarcastic. His friends have said that he had potential in being a comedian. Yoongi caught sight of the boy bent over in a laughing fit and he couldn't help but smile. At the very least, his pale ass managed to make him laugh.

"Namjoon and I, we've been best friends since Junior year of high school when he made such a big fuss over the crust of the sandwich they were serving in the cafeteria-"

"Oh for the love of God, you're never going to let that go are you?" Namjoon whines.

"Fuck no, mate!" Yoongi grinned. "But now you've got Jin to cut it out for you so I'll stop complaining. I'm not exaggerating when I say we've both been through a lot. And I'm lucky enough that you stuck by my side. When you anointed me as the sexy best man, I was...drowning in tears. Again, not because I was getting emotional. But I figured, since you've been with me through thick and thin, I could at least be your best man at your wedding.

Then you told me about the speech and man, did I crap my pants right there and then. I shit you not; literally. Nevertheless, I took up the challenge and sat my ass down to write this speech. Knowing you, I thought that you would elope at the last second so I really did write a whole other speech titled "If Namjoon Eloped". But you must really love Jin because here you are, doing something you swore back in college that you'd never do. And so here I am with the speech titled "When Namjoon Gets Married". He flipped the piece of paper so the audience could catch the title of his speech.

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