My grandma told me:
"Girl, you were born with a silver spoon."
Well so was she.
We were both born
in the land of the free.
But,
"Nothing comes easy."
You think I don't know that?
Just because I've never had to work
doesn't mean I haven't.
And I know my Daddy works hard
for my 3 square meals,
my own bedroom,
and my never-worn heels.
My face is clean and my butt is covered.
I can order my taters double-smothered.
My mom gave me a better education
than you'll ever know.
I can't cook clean or sew,
but,
well,
neither can you.
I can go to college if I want to,
or be a starving artist if I please.
Nobody's perfect,
but I'm not trying to be.
So I'll make that silver spoon a crown,
like it's meant to be seen.
Don't call me princess,
I'm a Middle-Class Queen.