Tagged by dream-is-reality
This is another one of those really, really boring tags. I think I'm gonna switch things up and let my characters answer the questions again. For obvious purposes, we will transport them to a modern-day setting.
Characters used will be Jedediah Crayes (how can I not?), Mordred Kenhelm, Berethar of Mycraí.
*summons characters* We're having another interview!
Berethar: ...
Mordred: *sighs*
Jedediah Crayes: NOT ONE OF THESE AGAIN!
What? Aren't you excited?
Jedediah Crayes: You expect me to be happy about this? I was publicly humiliated in every conceivable way by that last one.
Tch-tch. Hyperbole will get you nowhere. First question! What's your favourite band?
Jedediah Crayes: We had this question last time. I refuse on these grounds to have anything more to do with this interview.
Mordred: He has a fair point -- well, half of one. We already had to answer this question before. I think you ought to skip it.
Berethar, what's your opinion?
Berethar: I do not care.
I do wish you had more of an opinion, Berethar.
Berethar: I gave you my opinion. My opinion is that I do not care.
*sighs* Why are you so logical? Fine, everybody. We skip that question. Now are you all happy?
Jedediah Crayes: *scowls*
Mordred: Of course.
Berethar: I told you I do not care.
Thank you, Berethar. Now, what is your mental age?
Jedediah Crayes: *squints* What is my what?
Mordred: I think... I think I see what they mean.
Berethar: It sounds like more absurd modern cant to me. Why will people be obsessed with talking about their "spirit animals" and which fictional character their personality dovetails to, and what colour represents them, and all manner of other things that have absolutely no ground in reality?
Jedediah Crayes: Good grief, Berethar! Can't you stand having a little fun in your life?
*loud cough* Berethar, thank you for the spiel. Anyway, nobody has answered the question yet.
Jedediah Crayes: *darkly* That's because I don't understand it. And nobody is offering a helpful explanation.
Okay! So... I don't know... like, what age do you feel like?
Jedediah Crayes: Oh! In that case... I generally feel like 40-ish.
Considering that you're in your seventies, that's great news. Berethar?
Berethar: My age.
Jedediah Crayes: *exploding because I just informed everybody of his general age*
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