The "Meh"est of "Meh" Tags

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Tagged by medievalmaide715 , but I'm not complaining because it gave me an excuse to do tags the cool way.

I will be answering these questions myself, but I have also invited a guest speaker to answer them with me... *drumroll*

Mordred Kenhelm!

1. What is your crush?

Me: *sighs patiently* *attempts not to eyeroll* I have none.

What's that you said, Mordred? Fictional crushes? None. None. Of course none. Boromir - wait, where did that come from? Boromir? Nooooo no way. Uhm, Mordred, I think we should move on to you.

Mordred: *flushes hotly* *stares glassy-eyed into the distance*

Me: Wait a sec... did I grab the wrong Mordred here? *cough* This is post-War stuff, sorry. Moving on.

2. Who has known you for the longest time out of all your friends?

Mordred: Are siblings allowed?

Me: Uhm... no.

Mordred: *crosses arms* What's even the point?

Me: FINE! You can do Fenris.

Mordred: *tosses head*

Me: That looks ridiculously good on you, considering that you're not a girl and don't have long locks to flip around your face.

Mordred: *starts going dewy-eyed again*

Me: OoOOOooookaayyyyyyy and we're just gonna go to the next one.

3. What is your favourite book in real life?

Mordred: *lights up* One time I read the story of how Queen Holwena of Rothalon cursed the werevultures, that they might never have a king from among their own kind.

Me: Fascinating. You enjoyed it? Was it well written?

Mordred: Yes. It was very good.

Me: Ahh, er, who was the author?

Mordred: It was anonymous.

Me: *deflates* Oh.

Mordred: *regards me strangely*

Me: Anyway, as for my choice... asdafjkl;ghkl;fdjhdfjshfgfervndjs HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION

Brain is broken. I forfeit.

4. Are you single?

Me: Yes, thank you.

Mordred: *looks pained*

Me: *sends him back to the Character Hole* That was fun. Thanks for watching.

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