Pernicious Little Things

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Soooooo I got tagged by ChildOfThe1TruKing, i.e. Tru, in another pernicious little tag.

However, this one is the kind that's good to use with... CHARACTERS! That's right, I'm copying dream-is-reality, who copied me, who actually originally copied Dante_Greywolf, and we're doing another tag-interview-fun-thing with all the beloved characters. Modern AU versions this time, considering that the questions will allow for little else. XD


Jedediah Crayes: What? What? This better be important. I was in the middle of a court trial.

Oh, did the law finally call you out on all those speeding tickets due?

Jedediah Crayes: *eyes pop* *sputters* I was NOT the one on trial! Anyway, nobody ever cares if I speed. The policemen know I have my reasons, or they should.

They do tend to be a little concerned when they notice the state of your car...

Jedediah Crayes: *frigidly* Madam, if you have called me here to discuss all my alleged shortcomings and violations of (stupid) laws, I resign.

Take it easy. No, I just need to conduct a little interview. Now, where are those other characters... what is taking them so long to show up?

Mordred: *breathlessly enters* Sorry, very sorry. I had to chase down Linnetta from the barn rafters, and then Finley and Elaina were having something of a vitriolic argument over who got to drive the car...

Jedediah Crayes: *triumphantly* This is why I don't mess with brats.

Berethar: Particularly not brats named Mordred Kenhelm, or any of his children, or...

Jedediah Crayes: *jumps* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

Berethar: I was summoned. Can I not enter as I choose?

Jedediah Crayes: *seethes* If I knife you sometime because you sneak up behind me, guess whose fault it will be. Not mine. Not mine.

Berethar: It is far more likely to happen to you than me, for several reasons, mainly because you creep up on me an astonishing number of times, with the premeditated intent of startling me, whereas I have no such intent and do it far less often.

*sigh* If I let it, this would go on for hours. Attention, characters!

The first item on the agenda is to tag ten people, but we're going to be little rebels and cut their fun.

Jedediah Crayes: *rubs hands together* I like this already.

First question: Name?

Jedediah Crayes: Shouldn't this be... obvious?

Just do it.

Jedediah Crayes: Jedediah Crayes, of the Legean Association, almost the most senior member.

Berethar: Berethar, son of Cirnac, house of Hylfher, clan Mycraí.

Jedediah Crayes: *mutters* Show off.

Mordred: Mordred Leon Kenhelm, father of eight charming children and husband of the most beautiful woman in a thousand years.

Jedediah Crayes: *groans*

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