These tags! I make one remark about how they've disappeared and they come back in fULL fORCE to reclaim their own! XD Here's one from nightwraith17
Nightwraith's tag is *important cough* the IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TAG. And because people seem to enjoy this sort of thing, I think I'll invite Mordred and Jedediah Crayes along for the ride.
Jedediah Crayes: *edges suspiciously into seat* Is this another interview?
It's okay, I'm answering them too.
Jedediah Crayes: So it is an interview. I forfeit.
You can't. It's against the rules.
Jedediah Crayes: *howls* WHAT RULES?
Book 4 of Character Law, Section III, Subsection MCCCVI, Code 1647238: No character shall willfully and without due cause withhold information at any question-and-answer session manufactured or delivered by the author.
Jedediah Crayes: There is due cause.
Ahem, I was getting to that. "Due cause being incapacitation from injury/illness/heartbreak/other ailment deemed severe enough to hinder adequate performance, or request of spoiler information." No other exceptions are given and I am afraid I'll have to confine you to your seat if you don't behave.
Jedediah Crayes: *glowers* I should NOT have to submit to this. Where I come from, I'm practically the LAW.
Mordred: Come, it's not that bad.
Jedediah Crayes: That's what you say. That's what they all say until it hits them in the jaw.
The first question is, Have you ever eaten at a hotel breakfast buffet?
Mordred: ...
Jedediah Crayes: ...
Mordred: A what?
Drat, apparently I didn't grab the modern AU versions this time. Okay, neither of you are qualified to answer. For myself, yeah, I believe so. However, the last time I was in a hotel was years ago... I can't even remember much of how breakfast went. Next question is --
Jedediah Crayes: Wait, wait. You said something very disturbing just now. Are there... other versions... of me?
You did not see that.
Jedediah Crayes: *fumes* Oh yes, I did, and believe me I'm going to get an explanation when this son-of-ugthoda interview is over--
Language! Think of the readers' ears, young man! One moment, guys, intermission while I conduct a memory wipe on these characters...
*ten seconds later*
The next question is... What's a story about yourself, or something that happened to you, that you've always wanted to tell, but never had the opportunity or someone to listen?
Jedediah Crayes: *scratching head and mumbling* I feel like I just forgot something very, very important...
Mordred: I don't like to talk about my past.
Jedediah Crayes: *recollects self* What was the question? Oh. Well, I have quite a few, in fact, let's see... nobody ever listens to me, I'm pretty sure I have a couple hundred...
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Verity's Book
RandomRandom book. You know those random books people have? Tags. Art. Announcements. Blog-ish sort of things. Random facts about their characters. Tags. Tags. More tags. Yeah... that's pretty much what this is. I know, I know, you want to read it. They a...
