King's huge frickin' book of randomness galore:The ultimate

Her pet

"Yes, my lady."

"Of course, my lord."

"Whatever you desire."

Those simple words were his answer to most things.

And he was perfectly fine with that.

He meant it. Everytime he said it. His master was brilliant. She was just and true. She was the only who seemed to understand what needed to be done. The plain necessity that went over everyone's heads.

How could they not understand?

How could they be so blind?

It was so SIMPLE, So very SIMPLE.....

But she knew that. She was acting upon it. And he would gladly help her.

He himself had been wronged by the twisted malfeasance of the petty universe. It was how he became what he was. How he reached his magnum opus. It made everything clear. SHE made everything clear. His master. His dear, dear master. He'd grown to love her. Love her so very much. There were times were his original mission faded. Where he forgot why he was doing what he was doing. Where he forgot the name of the one he started this crusade for. Her name constantly vanished, and was replaced by duty. By loyalty and necessity. By the great right they were doing for everyone. For himself. 

Truly, they were the only two that could truly understand.

"Yes, my master. Whatever you wish. I'd very much like to accompany you to earth. In fact, I'd be delighted. Finally, we'll show them....The only way to cleanse the multiverse....."

He really was her loyal pet.

" Is if there IS no multiverse."